Monday Morning Mock Draft: Last Meals

This week’s topic comes indirectly from Scotchy, who posted something about Maria Bamford talking about what her last meal would be.  Ms. Bamford’s last meal includes Diet Coke and pot roast which, just no, absolutely not.  I can’t imagine asking for either as part of my last meal, Diet Coke because it tastes like gasoline and pot roast because, well, that’s something a Pilgrim would eat.

So this week we’re going to see if we can do a little bit better.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it,

OK, no one said I was, but you’re here, and if you want to participate you will be picking a last meal.  Said last meal must consist of a drink, an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert.  It’s your last meal, so screw the calories and/or salt content.  Where we’re going blood pressure don’t matter.

By the way, if anyone Blair Witches this I’m going to pretty damn impressed.  I am not sure how your commissioner,

Chef Slowik, will feel about it and let me tell you, the guy’s got some issues so be careful.

With the first pick I am going to take a Mexican Coca-Cola, (chilled), garlic tater tots, a cheeseburger done medium rare with bacon & mushrooms, and as many fresh chocolate chip cookies as I can shovel down my gaping maw before the warden tells me it’s time.

As he indirectly inspired this week’s topic the second pick goes to Scotchnaut

The rest of you are on the clock.  You know the rules:  wait ten picks or 30 minutes after yours, or get here late and make four picks at once, or just do what Balls did last week and make a great pick three days later.