Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. While WCS and Sill Bimmons hang lights on the Moosemas tree, Future Moose and Doktor Zymm lean Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, who is still under

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 2)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 11, 2015December 11, 2015

Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Beer. Remember, for all your holiday needs, there's Beer. The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris is finishing stacking up boxes of cookies against a wall. DTZM: Well, that's the last

Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 1)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 4, 2015December 3, 2015

Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting alone on the couch, looking forlorn. [DOOR FLIES OPEN] Darkest Timeline Zach Morris enters, hauling in the top half of a huge holiday tree. DTZM: Hey, Moose! Want

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 14)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 27, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: A dank, dark basement. Ballsofsteelandfury wakes up on the floor. Ballsofsteelandfury: Whoa, I need the number of the truck that hit me. Last thing I remember is... Oh, crap... [DOOR FLIES OPEN] The Angry Girl Scout stands at the entrance to the basement, glaring down at Ballsofsteelandfury. Angry Girl Scout:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 13)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 20, 2015November 19, 2015

The scene: 30,000 B.C., around dinner time. The DFOers who are lost in this era are yet again in the midst of trouble as the tribe that captured them has summoned their god, who happens to be a gigantic ape. PK (looking up at the huge ape): Wow, that is one

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 12)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 13, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: Doktor Zymm's secret lab inside the DFO clubhouse, where a large naked man has suddenly appeared. DTZM: What the heck...? The large naked man simply stares menacingly at Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, before breaking into a huge grin. Giant Naked Man (laughing): Ha! I so had you going! You make

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 6, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: 30,000 years BC, more or less. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is curled up on the floor of the hut, clutching his bag of weed tightly. Covalent Blonde is attempting to wrestle it away as Horatio Cornblower and OSZ try to reason with him. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: No

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 10)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 30, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: Halloween night, one year ago. Otto Man, dressed up as Spider-Man, is walking down the street. Otto Man (singing): Otto Man, Otto Man, doing whatever an Otto can... In the distance, a car approaches slowly. Otto Man: Man, I'm sure glad OSZ talked me into dressing up tonight. Every

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 23, 2015June 14, 2016

The scene: Outside of the DFO clubhouse. All is quiet out front, aside from the pitiful voice of Ballsofsteelandfury. Ballsofsteelandfury: Guys...hey, is there anyone around? I need some help here... The camera pans up to reveal Ballsofsteelandfury hanging upside down from the flag pole. Ballsofsteelandfury: Aw, come on, guys... The sound of

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 8)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 16, 2015October 16, 2015

The scene: 30,000 BC, some time after noon. The DFOers have been brought back to the savages' camp, and are being held under guard in a hut, except for Otto's Brain, who is being rolled back and forth by some of the children out front. Covalent Blonde: I still