The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy Retrieval Portal as Zymm programs new coordinates into the computer.
Ballsofsteelandfury: So...you were serious, Dok? Moose and the others are really in Hell?
Doktor Zymm (punching keys):
The scene: Hell. It's a vast, wasted landscape where the screams of the damned echo throughout the burning plains and jagged mountains. The sky itself is smoke and fire and one can only look upon the devastation and know the bleak feeling of despair.
So really, it's a lot like Detroit.
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Specifically, the rec room, where it's beginning to look a lot like Moosemas. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is on a ladder, hanging up orange and blue tinsel and...
What? Oh, yeah. The base has a rec room. It's pretty cool. 120-inch projection TV,
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience.
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow fills the room and suddenly OSZ appears, followed seconds later by Covalent Blonde.
Covalent Blonde: ...uck?
OSZ (confused): We're...back?
Otto's Brain appears mid-air. OSZ catches him before he can
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka.
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. While WCS and Sill Bimmons hang lights on the Moosemas tree, Future Moose and Doktor Zymm lean Darkest Timeline Zach Morris, who is still under
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Beer. Remember, for all your holiday needs, there's Beer.
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris is finishing stacking up boxes of cookies against a wall.
DTZM: Well, that's the last
Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience.
The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting alone on the couch, looking forlorn.
[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
Darkest Timeline Zach Morris enters, hauling in the top half of a huge holiday tree.
DTZM: Hey, Moose! Want