Football is Family 3

DFOing Good

blaxabbath - November 28, 2019November 28, 2019

EXT. A COLORADO CABIN, THANKSGIVING DAY An SUV slowly winds up a snow covered mountain road. As the vehicle begins to crest the final rise, it loses traction and the sound of wheels spinning and slush splattering echo throughout the trees. After a minute of unsuccessful attempts to free the vehicle, the

2019 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

I'm running a bit behind because I'm taking off tomorrow to drive blaxito & fam to Tucson so he can spend the next week or so at Grandma's house. I've still got some "work" on my desk to wrap up and then a Thanksgiving story so -- look, it doesn't

2019 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

I did know I was slated to author the Arizona Cardinals (sometimes referred to in #HIPPO as the Qardinals, a fun -- if gimmicky -- alternate spelling that gives a tip of the red made-in-China MAGA cap to the states far-right leaning populous but is probably also the way many

2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

Damn. So Mitch Trubisky sure became an easy target during this weeks Quotables submissions (which can be seen here). I didn't see that coming. I mean, I'm no expert but I've never been high on the guy nor understood how the Bears used the second overall pick in the draft

2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 18, 2019

Alright! I don't even think we need to wait for tonight's Chefs/Heretics MNF tilt to get to YOUR Week 11 Quotables submissions. Also, I'm not gonna waste your time with a further write up today. So just go ahead and get participationing.

2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

It's only week 10 and Brandon Rudolph makes his second Quotables banner image appearance. Now, I'm not telling any guy who is 5-5 and just lost to the #THEPAULS how to do his job but, you know, being associated with this [DFO] feature is generally what I would call a

Kaep Gets His Shot

DFOing Good

blaxabbath - November 15, 2019November 15, 2019

EXT. BOBBY DODD STADIUM AT HISTORIC GRANT FIELD, -- ATLANTA, GA About fifteen NFL team representatives -- mostly scouts and other talent evaluators -- stand in the endzone of the empty stadium. Behind them are approximately two dozen media members with cameras on tripods facing the field, which is adorned with

2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 12, 2019November 12, 2019

Here's the deal, I think today's entries are an improvement on last week's. Therefore, I am phoning in the text portion of this post. Please see your Week 10 Quotables submissions below.

2019 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 8, 2019November 8, 2019

I ain't got a lot to say today because our office is doing our little Thanksgiving potluck here shortly. As many of you know, I moved for work from Phoenix to Las Vegas this year. Each of our offices does these holiday cookouts a little different and the Vegas office

2019 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 5, 2019November 5, 2019

Look, I hate the NFC East as much as anyone. The teams are always overrated and they get all kinds of coverage because, hey, that's how the NFL and sports media works. As you've all noticed, I try to give Ample Love (title of the Meghan McCain sex tape) to

2019 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 1, 2019November 1, 2019

So today is Friday. I was out on some cold project site this morning thinking, "This is the end of my week when I get back in the office. Couple emails and then, chalk the remainder of my performance up to the fact that all the income I earn on

Time Enough at Last

blaxabbath - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

Jameis Winston, professioanal quarterback and player for the National Football League's Tampa Bay Buccaneers, studies the defense presented before him as he approached his presenting center. He sees the mike backer, jerysey number 66, cheating up then taking one step out wide, a sign to Winston that this defender will