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... - September 20, 2016September 20, 2016
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[int: Los Angeles office building] Dr. Drew's Agent: Look, Drew. I know the last few months have been rough and I'm trying my best to get you work, but it's not easy. Your brand isn't exactly great right now and working out a long-term deal on something is going to require some patience. Dr.

Tagged Dr. Drew Loveline Sex Cannon Stupid Spoofs

Somebody’s Gotta Do It

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... - December 28, 2015December 28, 2015
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Owners Meeting -- NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly.  A palpable tension fills the room as owners wait for Commissioner Roger Goodell to arrive. 5913

Tagged concussions How Does This Jerk-Off Get A Job Mike Rowe's hyporcrisy NotKSKharacters plot twists Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace

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