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A Cannon Sounds
[int: Los Angeles office building] Dr. Drew’s Agent: Look, Drew. I know the last few months have been rough and I’m trying my best…
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Hotlanta’s Getting Hotter (and harder)
Atlanta, get ready. The Sex Cannon has arrived, and he’s going to ride you all the way. The last time a force like me…
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Request Line: Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal with Rex Grossman
Folks, there isn’t as single place on this planet where Rex Grossman hasn’t made the ladies holler. Hotels, motels, planes, trains, sailboats, nightclubs, haylofts, changing…
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Frowback Friday: The WordPress Years
We largely tend to shy away from posting actual rumors here at KSK. Why? Because they’re almost always wrong. And our business is comedy and…
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Netflix GETS ME
I just got this recommended to me in an email today: Scrotal Recall Season 1 2014 6 Episodes In his quest for true love,…
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Football’s Back!! Wait, what??
No, not the NFL, the AFL! And no, not the league where the Patron Saint went deep way before the Sex Cannon. We’re talking…