Hodads and hodettes, I have some of the most wonderful news to share: the state of California has decriminalized jaywalking! You're probably saying to yourself "oh, come on, Todd, it's not like you pay your fines anyways" but it's not about that, brochacho. You know how I'm always saying that I
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Todd’s Surf Journal: Gillis Breakwater
Special Edition Request Line: Saxy Friday AND ALSO OPEN THREAD
Special Edition Request Line: The Queen of England
Request Line: To Old Friends and New
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work attempting...do something that at the moment isn't entirely clear. The PRODUCER is seated at the
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work attempting to decode the DOJ's redactions from the Mar a Lago search affidavit. The PRODUCER
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Request Line: …and then it’s time to Kick. Some. Back.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work tracking material threats to the FBI via various social networking sites . The PRODUCER steps
Hippoese / Soccer Glossary
As provided by Mr. Ayo, DFO's own W.C. Minor. “Footy” = soccer “Matchday One” = First day of a full schedule of matches. Like the first Sunday of football. “The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols” = Arsenal Gunners. Cecil Rhodes favoUrite side. “Top of the Table” = Table is the ladder, aka the standings. Top
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s work as a "special master" to separate material from Alex Jones' phone into classifications of "blatantly



