Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Request Line: Gone, But Not Forgotten

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Earlier this week Don T served up a touching tribute to our dear departed friend the Wee Baby Seamus.  I've said it before and I'll say it again: nobody contributed more to Request Line than tWBS did.  Whether it was filling in for me when I couldn't get my shit

Cabin Fever: Vaccination Station

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As faithful readers may remember, last year when the pandemic started we ran a series of "Cabin Fever" posts about our status under lockdown.  It's been over a year since the last of them, so it's time for an update. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY (Los Angeles): Early on I had spoken with a friend

Request Line: Days

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As much as I like to complain that we've already done every single topic under the sun as far as Request Line is concerned, from time to time I realize that isn't quite the case.  Case in point: a certain anniversary is coming up and as we were discussing how

Request Line: Draft Day

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INT. HOME OFFICE - DAY A lazy slob with sits in front of a desktop computer.  On his second monitor, a single image dominates the screen. DJ 3000: YOU'RE SERIOUSLY NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING? RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: I don't have time! DJ 3000: THE WEE BABY SEAMUS WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY TO GET SOMETHING

DFO Insider: Reboot

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EDITOR'S NOTE: If you came here looking for the Ultimate Roger Goodell Mixtape, stay tuned - we'll be publishing it next week to coincide with the draft.  In the meantime...let's check in with our two favorite sleazy Hollywood producers... INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A sleazy Hollywood producer sits at his

Request Line: Technical Difficulties

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Welcome to a special edition of Request Line! We were originally scheduled to be picking songs for the Ultimate Roger Goodell Mixtape today, but given a.) the technical difficulties we've been having and b.) the fact that the draft happens in three weeks I thought we'd postpone that for

The Ultimate Cleveland Browns Mixtape

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Here you have it, the Ultimate Cleveland Browns Mixtape, also known as "Disintegration Part 2".  I must apologize to everyone who contributed suggestions during Request Line two weeks ago - I'm still finding my feet with this feature and I didn't give a good job with guidance, so I ended

Request Line: The Ultimate Cleveland Browns Mixtape

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Sad songs don't usually dominate the airwaves during Request Line.  However, when the week's topic is "The Cleveland Browns," how could we possibly expect that the subsequent results would include anything else? Outside of their faithful fanbase, the dominant emotion most football fans - including those within their own division -

The Ultimate Tom Brady Mixtape

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Welcome to the inaugural edition of the Ultimate Mixtape series.  Thanks to everyone who contributed last week - enjoy! "Overture (from Tommy)" - The Who. "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby" - Kirsty MacColl.  Tom Attends the University of Michigan, where he is buried in the depth chart behind

Request Line: The Ultimate Tom Brady Mixtape

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While most of us hate him with a burning white passion, it's hard to deny the magnitude of Tom "Marvolo" Brady's impact on the National Football League.  That's why we're going to scoop up some of the residual hate left over from 2020 and apply it to the construction of