DFO Radio: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

INT. LAKE TAHOE HOTEL - LATE NIGHT. A hulking young man walks with a young woman down a hotel hallway. THE BEN: ...FIVE FOOT GIMME. STORMY DANIELS: Ha ha, more like five inch gimme. THE BEN: SO...BRETT FAVRE? STORMY DANIELS: [giggles] Like a kid down there! Ha ha, no, nothing like that. THE BEN: [taken aback] VISANTHE SHIANCOE? STORMY

Request Line: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 6, 2018April 6, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is speaking on the phone. He appears to be the only one in the room, but the camera pans over slightly so we see DJ 3000 lurking behind a corner in the hallway. He's out of sight, but clearly within earshot. PRODUCER: ...and it'll be

DFO Radio: On The Clock

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 3, 2018April 3, 2018

Last week the theme for Request Line was "On the Clock". My original conception for the session was songs about being under pressure to make an immediate decision - songs like "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" was one that came to mind (and eventually showed up). Things immediately took a

Request Line: On The Clock

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 30, 2018March 30, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ROGER GOODELL: ...and so I handed him a six-game suspension! Ha ha ha ha! Isn't that hilarious? PRODUCER: [appearing horrified] I'm not sure that skipping a mandatory league seminar to take your mother to a chemotherapy session really qualifies as... GOODELL: [sips coffee, interrupts] So we're good to

DFO Radio: Support System

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 27, 2018May 7, 2018

My review of the Wyndham Microtel in Ceres, California. I did not expect to find four-star accommodation in this "suburb" of Modesto, which appears to be Maverick's definition of a "target-rich enviroment" if you are a person who fucks cows. I did, however, expect that I might be lucky enough to

Request Line: Support System

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 23, 2018March 29, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A harried-looking producer negotiates with two young men. PRODUCER: ...it's not that I don't appreciate both of you turning up, it's just that I don't know if you can both fit in there, to be honest. TEDDY BRIDGEWATER: Nah, we'll make it work. JOSH MCCOWN: It's not like one of

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 7

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

INT. ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - DAY DOUG MARTIN meekly pushes open the door and slinks inside. The woman behind the desk gives him a friendly smile and gestures towards a seat, which he takes. He sits nervously, his feet swing back and forth three inches above the floor. TRACY WOLFSON: Now Doug,

DFO Radio: Cities

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 13, 2018March 12, 2018

First: an annoucement. The third annual "Atwater March" pub crawl will be taking place in my neighborhood on March 24. We'll be meeting at 3 p.m. at The Roost, then heading to the Morrisson, the Bigfoot Lodge, the Tam O'Shanter, and finally closing things out at The Griffin. All your

Request Line: Cities

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

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I'm pressed for time, so there will sadly be no introductory sketch for Request Line this week. Last week's theme was "Makin' Movies" and quite naturally that topic bled into songs about Hollywood. So I thought I'd extend that theme into this week and make this week's topic all cities. Since

Roger Goodell’s Reported Time of 5.41s in the 40 Yard Dash is a Disgraceful Lie

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

Like many people who were fairly fast runners in their youth, I thought I'd be capable of running the forty yard dash in less than five seconds. Sure, there's plenty of NFL-caliber players in the NFL who can't, but most of those are offensive linemen and run-stuffing nose tackles. But

DFO Radio: Makin’ Movies

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 6, 2018March 5, 2018

Welcome to yet another edition of DFO Radio. Last week, Hollywood insiders with a passing interest in sports waited with bated breath to find out whether Kobe Bryant would be offered membership into an exclusive club that includes Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein, Dustin Hoffman, and Casey Affleck. Fortunately for Kobe,

Request Line: Makin’ Movies

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY. A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are deep in conversation with an NFL tight end. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: ...and I'll be honest, this is a much better offer than you'll get from, say, Old School Zero over at Sony. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: Ha ha ha! They can't even