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What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year,…
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Request Line: Cats and Dogs
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER and an ANIMAL TRAINER are standing outside the recording booth. PRODUCER: Are you sure they’re going to…
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Your Clean Records = Clean Conscience” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: As expected, Aaron Hernandez’s murder conviction was vacated today, as a result of his suicide prior to the conclusion of his appeal.…
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Your “Well Joe, My Opinion Is, ‘DOOONN’T CAAARRE’” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: It’s getting crowded in the booth, as Jay Cutler has apparently auditioned for John Lynch’s old job at FOX. He must need…
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To Bear Down or Not To Bear Down
That is the question. At the risk of stating the obvious, football is awesome. The hitting, the strategy, the fresh grass underfoot as your…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don’t actually know, as I didn’t get a chance to watch…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to…