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DFO Art Week: Request Line / Radio
Welcome to the final installment of DFO Art Week. Today I’m combining the art theme with Request Line / DFO Radio to showcase some…
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DFO Art Week: Masterpieces
Welcome to the fourth day of ART WEEK! Today’s theme is “masterpieces” so the images you see here are the absolute favorites of many…
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DFO Art Week: Bad Photoshops
Welcome to hump day! It’s the third day of our celebration of the art history of doorfliesopen, and today we’ll be taking a look…
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DFO Art Week: Book Flies Open
Welcome to Art Week! To celebrate our fourth anniversary of working in the kontent mines, we decided (i.e. reluctantly agreed) to compile some of…
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Request Line: Title Tracks
INT. NEW YORK JETS TRAINING FACILITY – DAY A pair of men are standing outside an office, inspecting the name plate that is mounted…
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Request Line: Names, Names, Names!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A well-tanned PRODUCER and a cheerfully lit-up DJ 3000 stroll into the office. PRODUCER: Well that sure was a…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 8 (The Morning After)
INT. KITCHEN – DAY It is morning in the Manning household. A dozen martini glasses are drying on a rack next to the sink. …
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 7 (Pillow Talk)
INT. DARKENED GUEST ROOM AT CASA MANNING – LATE NIGHT VOICE 1: Are you…are you sure this is a good idea? VOICE 2: It’s fine. I…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 6 (Up All Night)
INT. ELI’S ROOM – LATE NIGHT ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES have returned to ELI’s room. ELI’s cheeks are covered with tomato sauce from…
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