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Request Line: Joy
I originally had a traditional Request Line planned for today. It’s going to be a delight, I promise you. But you’ll have to wait…
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Why I Won’t Be Watching The NFL This Year: Your 2019 Homeless Raiders Season Preview
In Big Daddy Balls’ 2016 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks” for the Chicago Bears, the fan responses were a pretty standard collection of…
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Request Line: Poolside
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is pacing in the studio, running through a list of tasks. PRODUCER: …and once you get the…
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Request Line: Boots on the Ground
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A disappointed-looking PRODUCER is seated in front of the console, talking on the phone. PRODUCER: …and of course I’m…
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DFO Art Week: Request Line / Radio
Welcome to the final installment of DFO Art Week. Today I’m combining the art theme with Request Line / DFO Radio to showcase some…
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DFO Art Week: Masterpieces
Welcome to the fourth day of ART WEEK! Today’s theme is “masterpieces” so the images you see here are the absolute favorites of many…
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DFO Art Week: Bad Photoshops
Welcome to hump day! It’s the third day of our celebration of the art history of doorfliesopen, and today we’ll be taking a look…
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DFO Art Week: Banner Images
For those of you who survived the cuts, welcome to Day 2 of ART WEEK! Today we’re celebrating the various banner images that have…
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DFO Art Week: Book Flies Open
Welcome to Art Week! To celebrate our fourth anniversary of working in the kontent mines, we decided (i.e. reluctantly agreed) to compile some of…
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Request Line: Title Tracks
INT. NEW YORK JETS TRAINING FACILITY – DAY A pair of men are standing outside an office, inspecting the name plate that is mounted…