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A Bottle of Luck
INT. DIVE BAR, DECEMBER 1971 – NIGHT A crowd of middle-aged men sit on stools in front of a long mahogany bar. A bartender…
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Welcome Deadspin Refugees!
Greetings! Much like finding your way to the mythical Ultima in the Choose Your Own Adventure book “Inside UFO 54-40”, you don’t necessarily remember how…
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The Losers’ Investment Club: Automotive
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. ANDY REID is quietly eating a large bowl…
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That’s…My Raiders? Our 2019 Oakland Raiders at the Bye
As I mentioned in the Raiders’ season preview, I made a pact with myself to not watch football this year. I’ve actually held to…
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The Losers’ Investment Club: Bowels of the Earth
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. JOSH ROSEN, KATIE NOLAN, LAWRENCE TYNES, are gazing listlessly…
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The Losers’ Investment Club: Transportation
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. BILL O’BRIEN is staring at a laptop, swearing…
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Your 2019 Rugby World Cup Preview
[Editor’s Note: With Andy Reid sorting out a thorny issue with U.S. Customs agents at the Canadian border, The Losers’ Investment Club will be…
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The Losers’ Investment Club: American Renal Associates
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table. The intraday chart for the $KR ticker symbol…
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The Losers’ Investment Club: Kroger
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table. Another stands by a whiteboard in the front…
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Request Line: In Good Hands
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the console, setting things up for the day’s show. DJ 3000 relaxes nearby. DJ…