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  • The Losers’ Investment Club: American Renal Associates

    The Losers’ Investment Club: American Renal Associates

    September 13, 2019

    INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table.  The intraday chart for the $KR ticker symbol…

  • The Losers’ Investment Club: Kroger

    The Losers’ Investment Club: Kroger

    September 6, 2019

    INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table.  Another stands by a whiteboard in the front…

  • Request Line: In Good Hands

    Request Line: In Good Hands

    August 30, 2019

    INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the console, setting things up for the day’s show.  DJ 3000 relaxes nearby.  DJ…

  • Request Line: Joy

    Request Line: Joy

    August 23, 2019

    I originally had a traditional Request Line planned for today.  It’s going to be a delight, I promise you.  But you’ll have to wait…

  • Why I Won’t Be Watching The NFL This Year: Your 2019 Homeless Raiders Season Preview

    Why I Won’t Be Watching The NFL This Year: Your 2019 Homeless Raiders Season Preview

    August 21, 2019

    In Big Daddy Balls’ 2016 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks” for the Chicago Bears, the fan responses were a pretty standard collection of…

  • Request Line: Poolside

    Request Line: Poolside

    August 16, 2019

    INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is pacing in the studio, running through a list of tasks. PRODUCER: …and once you get the…

  • Request Line: Boots on the Ground

    Request Line: Boots on the Ground

    August 9, 2019

    INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A disappointed-looking PRODUCER is seated in front of the console, talking on the phone. PRODUCER: …and of course I’m…

  • DFO Art Week: Request Line / Radio

    DFO Art Week: Request Line / Radio

    August 2, 2019

    Welcome to the final installment of DFO Art Week.  Today I’m combining the art theme with Request Line / DFO Radio to showcase some…

  • DFO Art Week: Masterpieces

    DFO Art Week: Masterpieces

    August 1, 2019

    Welcome to the fourth day of ART WEEK!  Today’s theme is “masterpieces” so the images you see here are the absolute favorites of many…

  • DFO Art Week: Bad Photoshops

    DFO Art Week: Bad Photoshops

    July 31, 2019

    Welcome to hump day!  It’s the third day of our celebration of the art history of doorfliesopen, and today we’ll be taking a look…

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