TGIF! CFB playoffs are on! Skip to the comments to let us know how much you still love Roll Tide! Word Count Filler Time In honor of some missing apes around here, let's talk about apes escaping. San Diego Zoo: Ken Allen Ken was an orangutan. As a child he learned how to unscrew light
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Sexy Friday – 20251212
TGIF! Hope everyone else jumped on the new fad and got themselves a new boat this week. Word Count Filler Time Since it's the holiday season, let's talk about cranberries! Just kidding, check out Cocktail of the Week for that. We're going to talk about lawsuits! Plantiff: 16 violinists Defendant: City of Bonn, Germany Case:
Sexy Friday – 20251205
TGIF! Hey, it's December. How festive! Word Count Filler Time Here's a guide to some museums in USA. Museum Of Bad Arts Location: Dedham, MA MOBA opened in 1993 in someone's basement. It has since relocated to the Dedham Community Theater, in a room just outside the men's room. Most pieces are from thrift stores
Sexy Friday – 20251228
TGIF! Hope everyone is recovering nicely from their food comas. I'm somehow still hungover, but drinking through it all. Word Count Filler Time Let's talk foreign languages. Specifically, we're talking the most difficult to translate words. Klloshar (Albanian): The closest meaning for this word is loser. Like #ThePauls. Pochemuchka (Russian): This describes a person who asks
Sexy Friday – 20251121
TGIF! I'm on vacation so let's get this over with. Onto the filler! Word Count Filler Time Let's talk about were I'm going for breakfast this morning. That's right, shame breakfast at McDonalds! Back in the early 90s (alright fine, it was 1991) a couple of vegetarian hippies in England started handing out
Sexy Friday – 20251114
TGIF! Today is national family PJ day, perfect for the clubhouse. All national spicy guac day, perfect for the clubhouse snacks. Also, national seat belt and national pickle day, but those are lame. Just kidding, buckle up kids. Word Count Filler Time There's a guy named Kinky Friedman from Texas that apparently
Sexy Friday – 20251107
TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of November and the return to standard time. My sleep schedule is still messed up so that's been fun. Word Count Filler Time Let's answer some common questions. Q: Why are yawns contagious? A: Studies have shown that merely showing a picture of someone yawning does not cause
Sexy Friday – 20251031
TGIF! DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Also, is anyone else excited for the start of the NBA Cup tonite? Certainly nothing else of import is on this evening. Word Count Filler Time Let's talk about doctors. Wait, let's talk about patients. First: Puppies! Interested in botox injections and wrinkle-reductions? Too bad