Hotlanta’s Getting Hotter (and harder)

Fake Press Conferences

packman_jon - August 28, 2015August 28, 2015

Atlanta, get ready. The Sex Cannon has arrived, and he’s going to ride you all the way. The last time a force like me came inside you, you burned to the ground. This time, I’m going to make you scream my name and want my HARD passes and sexy cumpleations. Because

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO

Team Previews

packman_jon - August 12, 2015August 10, 2015

/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. I am here to talk about the NFL team known as the Green Bay Packers for 2015. I forgot my notes, but what do I really need to say? It’s

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