A Requiem for an Ape

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Cuntler - August 31, 2015August 31, 2015

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h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian overlord. Wherever he is, I am happy he doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore: 10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week: a. I’m not

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO

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packman_jon - August 12, 2015August 10, 2015

/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. I am here to talk about the NFL team known as the Green Bay Packers for 2015. I forgot my notes, but what do I really need to say? It’s

OSZ WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

OH WE GON DRANK

Old School Zero - April 9, 2015

Remember that in-person interview I was so excited about? Well, I just got the call that they're hiring me! I'M A WINNER TODAY! Not only does it seem like a really good fit for a new job, but I also get to leave this shitty job in the dust. I'M

Kommenter Kocktail… uh… Society: Lime Appreciation Day

OH WE GON DRANK

Old School Zero - April 6, 2015

I rediscovered one of my favorite cocktails the other night, and in PK style, I'm not going to talk about it for at least another paragraph. For good reason, though, it got me thinking about how limes are the Swiss Army Knife of the cocktail world: useful across a multitude

Damn the man. Save the Zero.

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Old School Zero - March 12, 2015

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! The dog's ringing the job interview alarm cowbell because I just got the call that I have in-person interviews on Monday Thursday (rescheduled due to one of their team members being out early in the week) at the job I'm both excited about and represents my best chance

LET’S PARTY

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Old School Zero - March 11, 2015

GET DOWN AND GET FUNKY WITH YOUR GIF SELF! Because Wednesdays suck, and who needs to wear pants anyway? 439