Your Not So Super Tuesday Open Thread

As a Canucker on the outside looking in, I Bart Scott* for next Tuesday. All you brilliant folks are going to really bring it-I feel it in my bones/inherent boner. A reality show star may end up representing the GOP...and the corporate media will take the whole situation seriously! [drinks

Your Lazy-Assed Saturday Afternoon Open Thread

There's so much tube happening today! Screw your obligations/friends/chores/duties/work. If that's too much fornicating for you, just check in here as you feel and tell us what's going on during your day. I for one, promise I won't laugh unless I feel like it. OK, I'll start-I'm taking in some

Your “Jared Allen Has Much More Time To Kill Animals Now” Thursday Night Open Thread

Before there was a self-aggrandizing, sack-accumulating attention monkey by the name of JJ Watt there was a guy by the name of Jared Allen. He retired today. According to Pro Football Reference he ends up tied for 9th with Julius Peppers at 136 official 'downing of quarterbacks'. But of course

Your “Thank God It’s” Friday Night Open Thread

Huzzah! It's our first not-football weekend. Perhaps 'huzzah' isn't the word that's appropriate here. Perhaps we should do something about this circumstance. Maybe we should let our feelings be known-I know! Let's #OccupyNFLHeadOffice! I can see it now...[screen goes all swirly] Us: "WE WANT MORE FOOTBALL!" Media: "More football means a lot