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Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread
Hey, yesterday didn’t suck, ya know? Oh, maybe your team sucked but the day? Nah. And tonight we have a couple of young-ish qb’s whose…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
This thing… This fucking thing is playing with my sanity. Been holed up too long, starving on memories and something’s going to break. Soon……
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Let’s Do Some More! Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Tilts? Matches? Confrontations? Matchups? Oh yeah, we got more coming your way. TO THE GAMES! Chargers/Bengalis: Cincinnati is yours for the taking young Burrow.…
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Woo! Your Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
[turns BEST BRA EVER! admercial off] It’s almost too much football, isn’t it? Kidding! No, it is not. TO THE GAMES!!! Jets/Bills: Did the…
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Testing… Testing… Is This Thing On? Your Thursday Night Football Eyegasm Open Thread
Damn right it’s on! Whew, what a frickin’ ride to get to this point. I just want to thank all the hardcore commenters that…
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Is It Every Other Year Again Already? A 2020 NY Giants Preview
Back in 2016 it was Ben McAdoo holding the reins and in 2018 Pat Shurmur came to town-now it’s two years on and previously…
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Your “IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!” Superb Owl Open Thread
There’s much talk of drinkling and fooding in the early thread so I know that everyone is doing it right proper today. The forty-five…
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Your NFC Championship Game Open Thread
The eyes of a nation shift from Kansas City to San Francisco. The tv is changed from CBS to Fox. Mozza stix have been…
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Your AFC Championship Game Open Thread
The countdown has begun. Only two more games after this one. Well, I’m sure people started counting down before now but I’m not able…
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Your NFC Divisional Round Playoff Game Part 2 Open Thread
Let’s keep ‘er rolling along like a certain running back, shall we? TO THE GAME! Seahawks/Packers: -Are the Packers the most underwhelming 13-3 team…