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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
It’s hard not to be excited for this one, isn’t it? But first, let’s do Fallout: -Foles is in and we’ve likely seen the…
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Your Hobotastic Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Where were we? Okay, Dead Johnny, a WW2 vet (though he is only 24 years old or so) and hobo, wears a red bandana…
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Your “I’ve Got Your Round Two Right Here, Buddy” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Five games to choose from! Let’s do this! TO THE GAMES! Jets/Colts: “WILL COACH GASE MAKE IT TO WK. 8?” I mean, he’s gotta…
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Your “Talk Amongst Yourselves” Early Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Because there seem to be so many of them we’ll go directly- TO THE GAMES! Rams/Bills: Rook rb Moss is out with a toe…
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Your “It’s A Facial Hair Foofaraw!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
A special/limited edition Pepsi can goes to the winner! That strikes me as a half-decent marketing gimmick-good job soul-less international corporation. I wasn’t too…
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Your “Sin City, Here We Come!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Look at that shiny new machine! Them Raiders are going to take it for a spin tonight but without the delightful characters that usually…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It’s not often you get a whole boxcar to yourself but the thing is you can’t very much enjoy it. The rocking motion puts…
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Your “And Then There Were Three” (as always) Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I complain but I shouldn’t, really. The usual circumstance is that there’s a toss-away tilt that is of no interest to anyone but the…
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Your “Brother, Can You Spare a Hamstring?” Sunday Early Slate NFL Football Open Thread
We saw all these ‘soft tissue’ injuries coming, didn’t we? The rush to play combined with the lack of proper preparation led us here.…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Welcome back! Let’s get Week 2 off to a slambang start! [looks at teams playing] Eh, you know, gut reaction tells me this tilt…