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Your “I Don’t Want To Start Any Blasphemous Rumours” Monday Night Football Open Thread
But yeah, something’s got a sick sense of humour. Everything was lining up so well for Dak. He was gonna get some big money…
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Your “Completely Hobo-Free” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Look, it was about time they got a break and besides, as a literary genre it is a bit self-limiting, don’t cha think? Also,…
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Your “Hold Your Nose, Keep Your Eyes Peeled” Sunday Later Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Gotta love it when the 4 o’clock game is a stinker but it involves your team. I have you all (mostly) to myself. And if I…
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Your “Creeping Closer To Wednesday Night Football?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get to it. TO THE GAMES! Panthers/Falcons: Does Atlanta finally get their first W? Carolina is coming off two straight wins and the…
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Your “I’m Here For The Brady Slurp Fest” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s gonna be bad guys. Real bad. -the Bills/Titans game seems to be hanging in the balance. As noted by yours truly before, let’s…
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Your “We Can Have Shootouts, Please?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Feels like the beginning of the season for some reason. Thank The Covid for that. As we move forward and things get less and…
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Your “Just the Hobo Facts, Ma’am” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
-The term ‘hobo’ came about in the northwest United States in the late 1800’s. -Strictly speaking, a hobo is a homeless person that travels…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Will we even get 100 comments on this thread? Usually the later afternoon games are treated like a Dalton-headed stepchild relative to the early…
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Your “Language is a Virus Also” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I laughed way too much at my dumb joke. TO THE GAMES! Jags/Bengals: Do you have A.J. Green sitting on your team, mocking you…
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Your “My Eyes, My Freakin’ Eyes!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I quote from a synopsis of Oedipus Rex, “His self-punishment (blinding himself) reveals that he believes his suffering is deserved”. That sounds about right,…
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