Author: scotchnaut

He really should have minded his own business. I gave him a chance but he wouldn’t listen and now he’s fodder for the seagulls,…

Gotdamn, this has been the dreariest autumn that recent memory can recall. My Completed Hikes percentage is down 45% and Adjusted Alcohol Intake is…

Let’s neither dilly nor dally-TO THE GAMES! LIONS/FALCONS: I invested heavily in Matty Ice fantasy-wise this year and it’s been a bit of a…

HEBER! HARLOW! Who Ya Got? The actual great debate going down tonight is as a football fan, should I dare cast my eyes on…

Look, I’m sure this game won’t be nearly as fine a spectacle as the Thursday Night Mega Tilt Of All Fixtures, Giants/Eagles!!! but let’s…

I don’t know about you but I get all turgid and giddy when there’s the slightest change to the NFL schedule. Does it feel…

The weather turned again. The sky has become a grey slate, punctuated occasionally by an off-color sun that brings no warmth. My hand, sliced…

Just the two tilts to dine one’s eyes on today-the Red Zone dude won’t know what to do with himself. I get it though,…

Is this the start of the inevitable (maybe) unraveling of The Shield’s best-laid plans? Hopefully for us watchers of games that’s not the case…

Man, I’m in heaven-the more football nights the better. For those Hot Takers in the media [whispers out of side of mouth] and a few…