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Your “Short And Sweet” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
TO THE GAME! Saints/Bucs: This should be a headliner between the old fogies stating at qb but Antonio Brown has a way of making…
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Your “It’s All Golden” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Raiders/Chargers: That durn rook qb Herbert is 4th in the league in QB rating while passing on third downs. It wasn’t…
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Your Sunny Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
The sun is out here so it must be out everywhere. That’s the kind of rock-solid logic you can take to the bank, mister.…
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Your “It’s Nice To See New Faces!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Kinda feels like things are coming apart at the seams, huh? WILL THE CENTER HOLD? Was there even a center in the first place?…
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Your “Not So Calm Before The Storm” Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’ve been on pins and needles all day, peeking at graphs and charts and pies and polls and it’s all too much. Safely ensconced…
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Your “It’s the NFC East’s Time to Shine!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Well, this is a bummer isn’t it? It’s another one of those ‘point and laugh’ games unless you’re a backer of one of these…
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Your “Are You Ready For Round Two?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Chargers/Broncos: In “Did I Read This Right?” news the Chargers have allowed only one rushing TD to a running back all…
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Your “Let’s Watch Some Ball!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
The site’s been slower than Andy Reid reaching for a shot of cold-pressed kale juice but we’re making the best of it. Rest assured…
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Your “At Least It’s, You Know, Football” Thursday Night Open Thread
Well, they can’t all be winners can they? (I feel that I’ve typed this more than a couple of times over the years) Newsy…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Yesterday was a hoot, wasn’t it? The Sunday Nighter was a keeper and it seems like there’s so much happening it’s hard to keep…
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