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Your “This Is Definitely The Night” NFL Football Open Thread
Sorry for the confusion: since the re-tooling of the site the people-powerful men and women, all of them-behind the scenes are still sorting through…
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Your “Drew Lock A Da Week A Da Century” NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Fins/Broncs: Another rook wr in a great incoming class that should have more folks wagging their chins is Denver’s Jeudy but…
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Your “To Taysom Or Not To Taysom? That is the Question.” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
We’re all a bit curious to see how things shake out down Bourbon Street way, aren’t we? Stupid thoughts to follow… TO THE GAME!…
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Your “I Hope You Like Fireworks” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
I just jinxed it, didn’t I? You can blame me after the game when you look at Hopkins’ 3 catches, 45 yards stat line.…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
The fantasy football satellite radio channel I listen to told me that this was a week of ‘bad beats’ and to just ‘move on’…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
The last two sunsets this week have been almost blood red and that’s got me to brooding. Brooding about a lot of things but…
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Your “The Pickens are Rather Girthy” NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Broncos/Raiders: Nobody seems to be talking about how efficient Derek Carr is this season. The Raiders O has been helped immensely…
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Your “The Pickens are Mighty Skinny” Sunday NFL Football Early Slate Open Thread
Well, it’s looks as though all my whining and carrying on has been heard by the powers that be and we’ll get a half-decent…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
TO THE GAME! Colts/Titans: -I get the feeling the Titans are gathering themselves for another run. Maybe not just yet but soon. They tweeked…
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Your “Lower…Lower…Lower” Monday Night Football Open Thread
There’s a lot not to like about the tilt on offer tonight if you’re a fan of well-played football. There’s not likely any meaty…
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