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Your Very Third Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
No hobos as far as the eye can see this week. TO THE GAME! Broncos/Chiefs: -Yay! Drew Lock is back under center. He throws…
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Your Very Second Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Boy, that first slate was uninspiring wasn’t it? [is typing this at 6am] Perhaps we’ll have better luck this time around? TO THE GAMES!…
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Your Very First Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
It’s been tough to make predictions in this most unlikely of football adventures this year but here’s one I feel I can safely offer.…
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Your “Um… What?” Wednesday Afternoon’s Last Week’s Thursday Night Football Game Open Thread
Whilst many hot-takers are pouring shit all over the good (huh?) folks of Baltimore and their football team, Who could have seen this happening…
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Your “The Postponement Has Been Postponed” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Well, you’ve probably heard by now that Tuesday Night Football has morphed into (first ever?) Wednesday Night Football. All it took was a bunch…
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Your Second Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Saints/Broncos: Last week Kamara had no catches in a game for the first time in his career. That’s what happens when…
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Your “What’s Goin’ On?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
What’s going on? Almost too much, right? Yesterday the news broke in wave after wave of infos. Patricia has been exiled to a Golden…
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Your “Go Back, Jack, Do It Again” Thanksgiving Football Open Thread, Part Deux
I’m talking about filling your plate a second or third time of course. How the hell are you going to doze off in front…
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Your “It’s a Cornucopia of Adequateness!” Thanksgiving Day Football Open Thread
If there’s a lousy smell in your house you might want to check the oven or change the channel away from the tilts on…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Do I seem like a guy that scored 60-ish points in fantasy in two separate leagues yesterday? Because I sure do feel like one.…
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