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Your Week 15 First Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Bucs/Falcons: Tampa has these Falcons twice and the Lions as well to close out the season. Expect Brady’s less than stellar…
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Your “Oh So Hot!” Saturday NFL Football Doubleheader Open Thread
It’s beginning to look a lot like Saturday games will be mostly the norm for a while. It is that time of the year. TO…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Newsy Notes: -That Hurts! Turns out that Lions center Frank Ragnow has been diagnosed with a, um, “Fractured Throat”. I have no idea what…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s jump right in. Fallout: -Jalen Hurts has been announced as the Eagles starter next week. Funny how a bit of mobility upends a…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It feels good to get some fresh air into the lungs. The Cup and Saucer Trail is a very popular hike that’s only about…
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Your “It’s So Rich And Creamy!” Second Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Six, count ’em, six(!) tilts on the 4 o’clock sked! We’re not worthy! Off we go… TO THE GAMES! Colts/Raiders: The Raiders haven’t looked…
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Your “Sunday Is Funday” NFL Football Open Thread
Yay, it’s here! And now we have all sorts of tilts with playoff and/or draft position implications. TO THE GAMES! Texans/Bears: Whar is Bears…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s seems like just 48 hours ago we were doing this very thing! It’s as though days just blur into one another, amirite? I’m…
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Your “Another Odd Game? I’ll Take It!” Tuesday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Before we check out the game let’s see what else be going on out there. Newsy Notes: -Jalen Hurts gets the start for the…
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Your Second Half of the Doubleheader Monday Night Football Open Thread
There is nothing wrong at all with oddball football-viewing options. I don’t even care that Team and the Steelers are scoreless at the start…
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