The Inaugural Marble League Rolldown!

That's right, we've got a new column while there aren't any human sports, which at this rate won't be for a while as Arizona, Florida, and the rest of the South goes through its coronavirus wave. Y'all laughed and scoffed when New York got hit (because the American strain is

Cabin Fever: East Coast Regional

HOST: Welcome everyone, to an other edition of "Quarantining Today."  I'm your host, [name redacted], and we're checking in with some of our favorite DFO contributors to see how they're coping with the societal changes that the novel coronavirus pandemic has brought into their lives.  With me today are Senor

2020 Banner Madness: Road to the Penultimate Four

In short: 'Tis a long one. Long, winding, a monthlong actually-occurring-in-March gauntlet. And after this four will remain. That's still kinda something. As for the possibilities: In the BOLTMAN Region… 2. “These goal posts are taking it like an NFL girlfriend lately.” beats 51. “THIS JASON GARRETT, I CALL HIM HILLARY CLINTON BECAUSE

2020 Banner Madness: The End is Near

After today, the Ice Milk Eight, the Penultimate Four, and the championship which doesn't get a fancy name. When we last left the SHAN'KHOR Region we realized the world was going to hell and to hunker down at the Winchester for a nice cold pint until this all blew over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htT-aVJup4 Which'll be