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  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Notes from the Bandstand

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Notes from the Bandstand

    January 18, 2023

    I’ll have a good one hopefully next week, but I need to get back to Hermana Weaselo. Or I’ll have to think it up…

  • BattleBots Beat: Banner Night

    BattleBots Beat: Banner Night

    January 12, 2023

    Welcome back to the Beat! For the… 6th? season in a row, I’m your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, here to report and recap, well,…

  • Your 2021* BattleBots Beaties! (Sponsored by Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo)

    Your 2021* BattleBots Beaties! (Sponsored by Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo)

    January 11, 2023

    Hey, as long as they come out before I start writing about new season, I’ll take it. So, you know, just in the nick…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Recovering from Gigsmas

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Recovering from Gigsmas

    January 4, 2023

    …Kinda, he said while on a gig at press time. Here was my schedule from Christmas Day to New Year’s Day. 12/25: Christmas Mass…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your 2022 Marble League Rolldown Breakdown

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your 2022 Marble League Rolldown Breakdown

    December 28, 2022

    Well, the torch has gone out over The Pond in Draklin, and we have our new champions, and boy, are they not who you…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Holiday Rush

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Holiday Rush

    December 21, 2022

    It’s that pre-Christmas rush, or as musicians know it, time to play the same things we play every goddamn year. Okay, that’s a slight…

  • Primus inter pares, or, Eulogizing Grandpa Weaselo

    Primus inter pares, or, Eulogizing Grandpa Weaselo

    December 7, 2022

    Good evening. Due to recent personal events, in lieu of our usual frivolity, we bring this piece. My grandfather (aka Grandpa Weaselo) passed away…

  • Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Hazard Pay

    Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Hazard Pay

    November 30, 2022

    In that I don’t get it for having TWO gigs last week outdoors, in November. I instead get to play in poorly-heated tents. I’m…

  • Ghost of Slave Labor, or, Your Japan World Cup Preview

    Ghost of Slave Labor, or, Your Japan World Cup Preview

    November 22, 2022

    Oh good, we’re off to the races with a Ghost of Tsushima joke. Which, after hearing about the premise and reading the history, I…

  • Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)

    Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)

    November 20, 2022

    The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger…

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