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Primus inter pares, or, Eulogizing Grandpa Weaselo
Good evening. Due to recent personal events, in lieu of our usual frivolity, we bring this piece. My grandfather (aka Grandpa Weaselo) passed away…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Hazard Pay
In that I don’t get it for having TWO gigs last week outdoors, in November. I instead get to play in poorly-heated tents. I’m…
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Ghost of Slave Labor, or, Your Japan World Cup Preview
Oh good, we’re off to the races with a Ghost of Tsushima joke. Which, after hearing about the premise and reading the history, I…
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Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)
The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A (Shoehorned) World Cup Preview in Tunisia
(It was birthday week, and rehearsal Friday, concert Saturday, gig Sunday, gig Monday. At some point we will go back to our regularly scheduled…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: C Material
You know how sometimes you don’t entirely know where you’re going with things? Well, tonight’s column is one of them. So let’s get to…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Your Marble League Rolldown 2022 Preview!
Yeah, I may still be dragging my feet on the Beaties, to the point that the BattleBots 2022 event (World Championship VII) has actually…
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Wumbo Wednesday: TWIFY 2—Own Team Edition!
I was really looking forward to an LCS recap and Game 7 preview, because everyone knows that Game 7s are the best things in…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: This October in F*** You (ALCS Edition!)
Ah yes, the matchup that most people care about but also absolutely despise, those fuckers vs. those cheating fuckers. “Hooray!” said almost nobody outside…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Previews and Last Reviews
Let’s actually start with the latter. I was all set to do the Beaties this week (though that would apparently require time to think…