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Wumbo Wednesday: TWIFY 2—Own Team Edition!
I was really looking forward to an LCS recap and Game 7 preview, because everyone knows that Game 7s are the best things in…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: This October in F*** You (ALCS Edition!)
Ah yes, the matchup that most people care about but also absolutely despise, those fuckers vs. those cheating fuckers. “Hooray!” said almost nobody outside…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Previews and Last Reviews
Let’s actually start with the latter. I was all set to do the Beaties this week (though that would apparently require time to think…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Quite Sunday Gravy
Evening lizard peo—*gets message through earpiece*—Wait, really? I knew it was an Illuminati joke, but… ahh, I gotcha. Damn bigots, it’s why we can’t…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Edge of History
No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored my…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Tactical Errors
Greetings lizard people. A smarter me would be reporting to you live from the madhouse that is probably Yankee Stadium. See, I got an…
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BattleBots Beat: ZAAAAAAADOK THE PRIEEEEEEEST
…With a name like BattleBots: Champions, it’s been right there this whole time. Also, bonus points because I’ve been sitting on this title since,…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Dean Martin Not Included
Call me crazy, but there are better moon-related songs. Like the one that was in my head this weekend. This past weekend, in addition…
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BattleBots Beat: Return of the Voodoo Mistress
And then there was one. Welcome back to the Beat, where the hunted actually did the thing they were supposed to! Skorpios made it…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?
Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you…