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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Recovering from Gigsmas
…Kinda, he said while on a gig at press time. Here was my schedule from Christmas Day to New Year’s Day. 12/25: Christmas Mass…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your 2022 Marble League Rolldown Breakdown
Well, the torch has gone out over The Pond in Draklin, and we have our new champions, and boy, are they not who you…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Holiday Rush
It’s that pre-Christmas rush, or as musicians know it, time to play the same things we play every goddamn year. Okay, that’s a slight…
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Primus inter pares, or, Eulogizing Grandpa Weaselo
Good evening. Due to recent personal events, in lieu of our usual frivolity, we bring this piece. My grandfather (aka Grandpa Weaselo) passed away…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Hazard Pay
In that I don’t get it for having TWO gigs last week outdoors, in November. I instead get to play in poorly-heated tents. I’m…
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Ghost of Slave Labor, or, Your Japan World Cup Preview
Oh good, we’re off to the races with a Ghost of Tsushima joke. Which, after hearing about the premise and reading the history, I…
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Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)
The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A (Shoehorned) World Cup Preview in Tunisia
(It was birthday week, and rehearsal Friday, concert Saturday, gig Sunday, gig Monday. At some point we will go back to our regularly scheduled…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: C Material
You know how sometimes you don’t entirely know where you’re going with things? Well, tonight’s column is one of them. So let’s get to…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Your Marble League Rolldown 2022 Preview!
Yeah, I may still be dragging my feet on the Beaties, to the point that the BattleBots 2022 event (World Championship VII) has actually…
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