2020 Quotables – Week 17 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 5, 2021January 5, 2021

Below please find your Week 17 Quotables submissions.

2020 Quotables – Week 16 (Results)

blaxabbath - January 1, 2021January 1, 2021

Quiet week here from the peanut gallery. Guess you all really don't care all about Quotables Greatness which, like the Pro Bowl, is really a matter of being available and healthy enough to suit up than much of anything else (maybe name recognition?). Screw it, you're just gonna get clubbed

2020 Quotables – Week 16 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 29, 2020December 29, 2020

As of the publishing of this, I should be back-2-back fantasy football champion. So, I guess you could say 2020 has been alright. ::Checks that three-martini lunch tax break was included in Covid relief bill:: Yes, a good year indeed. Anyways, this is the penultimate Quotables of the 2020 regular season. So, if

2020 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 25, 2020December 25, 2020

Merry Christmas to all! No, that's an overstatement. Seasons Greetings to all! Again, no. Greeting and salutations, readers? Ugh -- just no spirit coming from me this year. BUT I did take care of your Quotables results below. And since this MAY be operating at your mid-day open thread, I'll do

2020 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 22, 2020December 22, 2020

Dear DTZM, I owe you (1) word count. Love, Sebastian Blax PS - Below are your Week 15 Quotables submissions.

2020 Quotables – Week 14 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 18, 2020December 18, 2020

This week's guest contributor is . What is the origin story? How is it you have come to arrive here? This is my memory. It may not match with yours. This community. I first met you as a lurker at KSK. Our queen. Always admired the writing. Being

2020 Quotables – Week 14 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 15, 2020December 15, 2020

Everyone getting ready for some fantasy football playoff action this week? Me too! You know, I had an autodrafted squad and didn't even touch the roster until week 2 but I locked up a postseason spot last week actually and -- Anyways, I didn't catch a lick of football this weekend

2020 Quotables – Week 13 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 11, 2020December 10, 2020

Hallo und Guten Abend! Dok Zymm here and I am much honored to introduce to you this week the results of "Quotables" for lucky week 13! I haven't written anything for the site in a while, and you may be wondering what I've been up to for the past couple

2020 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 9, 2020December 9, 2020

Week 13. Man, I like Week 13. Even if it brought us to dawn of the 14th week, we made it. First of all, I never expected the season to last this long so... ::pulls out samurai sword and admires blade:: ...kudos to Rodger Goodell, The Shield, the NFLPA, and the players/coaches for

2020 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)

Duchess - December 4, 2020December 4, 2020

[DOOR FLIES OPEN] Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats actually what you all need... looking at you Skylar. Now ya'll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off... And you need someone to tell

2020 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 1, 2020December 1, 2020

Thanksgiving Quotables. Kind of like The Masters, it's a thing that happens every year. But look, I wanted to use today's above-the-gifs space to talk about Las Vegas. As you may be aware, my internet persona relocated to Sin City last year and, you know, it's a unique city in

2020 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

Don T - November 27, 2020November 27, 2020

¡Hola! This is Don T, long time Quotables lurker, first time Winners poster. Enough formalities: This “lurking” thing… I don’t like it. In this suffocating hellscape we call Real Life, a “lurker” is somewhere in the Voyeur to Psycho spectrum. The stalker vibe clings to a lurker like incompetent quarterbacking to