There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 25, 2020November 25, 2020

Bless yeahright's heart, for amidst all the literal chaos, death, destruction, and despair of 2020, he suggested we all gather 'round the DFO clubhouse fire and share what we're still thankful for this year. It reminds me of the story of the family that moves to a new house, and while

2020 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 24, 2020November 24, 2020

Happy short week from all of us here at Quotables. Checked out for next 6.5 hours of work? Well, have we got a time waster for you! Take a submission and copy it to the comments below with your favorite caption. Then visit on back to [DFO] on Friday for

2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 20, 2020November 20, 2020

Greetings! It's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here. I'm truly honored to serve as the guest host for this week's edition of Quotables. You're probably wondering "hey, where's Rikki been? He's got like nine different unresolved story arcs kicking around. Did those kids from the Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity ever even make it

2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 17, 2020November 17, 2020

I watched football Sunday. Like, multiple quarters of football. You see, I was laid up with the 'rona a slight cold and got to enjoy the one-station offerings so many of you were commenting about in the early thread before really focusing my attention on the HOMETOWN RAIDERS versus Hippo's

2020 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 13, 2020November 13, 2020

This weeks results intro is c/o Sharkbait. What is this? Back to back Sharkbait posts? That is correct! I have the honor, nay the privilege of bringing you this week's quotables results. Thanks to Blax for asking me to contribute. I thoroughly enjoy this recurring post. It showcases how creative, hilarious, (and

2020 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

We are maintaining a low text profile here at Quotables, as I continue to learn how to navigate this new Wordpress backend. So, without further discussion, below are your Week 9 Quotables submissions.

2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Results) & Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

blaxabbath - November 6, 2020November 6, 2020

Lot of eyes on my previous and current home states of Arizona and Nevada. As a conservative, it's really despicable seeing what the Republican Party is today. Say what you will of the party and their elites policies and actions, seeing men and women who claim to have my values

2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

I had to do this in block editor so I hope it does not suck. So let's roll those dice and go to war with the post we have, not the post we want. You Week 8 Quotables are below.

2020 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 30, 2020October 30, 2020

It's-a-me, your favorite infrequent DFO contributor and self-loathing Eagles fan, WhyEaglesWhy! Thanks to blaxabbath for asking me to participate, and I hope someday he'll tell me what his username means.* The astute reader will note that several of blaxabbath's placeholder Quotables this week followed a theme. Namely, that yet again, a

2020 Quotables – Week 7 (Submission)

blaxabbath - October 27, 2020

So I hope you all enjoyed Friday's changeup from #blaxthoughts. As you have all seen, I don't have much to add to this space and with DTZM still cracking down on the word counts, I figured Quotables Results is as good a spot as any to establish a sort of

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 23, 2020October 22, 2020

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

Look, am I having a Joe Flacco year here at Quotables? Yes. But, unlike Adam Gase, am I doing anything about it? Yes. Tune in Friday to find out the Fresh New Taektm on Quotables! Submissions are below.