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Help BFC Stock the Bar
Greetings, imaginary and non-imaginary friends alike! Lady BFC and I have ceased our nomadic lifestyle and have finally landed in a new home. That’s…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)
My wife’s birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her…
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2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)
Do you people know this place Crumbl? I see they are a national chain of overpriced cookie places. “Oh boy, here comes blaxabbath with…
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2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)
I didn’t watch the game last night but I cannot tell you how pleased I was to see the results last night. I mean…
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2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)
An incredibly handsome writer sits in front of a computer, staring at the unfinished draft of a Quotables post. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: “Text needed”? What the…
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2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)
I hate facists. Absolutely hate them. Ugh. I’m not gonna waste your time on this stuff but, seriously, fuck those animals. Put them all…
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2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)
Hello all. Week 6 is complete. I saw a fair bit of this football while doing dinner prep on Sunday. Yes, the parents are…
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2021 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)
Look, I’m tired but I’m also much too proud to ask anyone to cover for me here. Why? Because, like ol’ Double-J, I’d rather…
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2021 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)
These NFL coaches eh? I mean, maybe it’s just that the NFLPA has gotten better about deflecting press coverage from their litany of arrests,…