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2025 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)
Missed my flight to Mexico. Didn’t check in an hour before and the very direct woman at the ticket counter was clear that there was…
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2025 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)
As you all read this, I will be on an airplane to Mexico. They are, after all, our greatest enemy/trade partner. I’m not interested…
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2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)
Has LemonJello eaten Spam’s heart (which is also, I assume, made of Tropical Mango Spam)? Do you want to crown the Bucs the NFC…
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2025 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)
We missed the first couple weeks of the season but, hey, we aren’t being outlasted by Rudy Giuliani. Which is more than can be…
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Monday Night Open Thread – What do you keep in your shed?
So, I am kicking back while visiting San Diego, doom scrolling my phone while waiting on my food, when I see a link to…
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A gathering is on the Horizon
Since we here at Door Flies Open tend to be a social, genial and interactive bunch of individuals we have this tendency to have…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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You Make The Call – Should Hippo Retire From (Non-DFO Yahoo) Fantasy FITBAW?
I will still play in Freezer Vodka League, if nothing but to keep my decaying mind functional. But I swore last season would be…
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It’s Wednesday and we’re halfway through the grind.
That’s the tough part about having a three day weekend coming up. It makes the current week just fucking crawl. It really doesn’t help…
