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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: Original Song and Original Score
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…
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Week 17 Listening Guide
As last week was nuts, this Sunday offers climactic games of the in / out variety only for Jet and Steeler fans, and a…
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In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck
There’s a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it’s in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty…
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Mute ‘Em: Week 15 Music Guide
Last year I started to watch the Sunday games with the sound off, to let The Family put music. My hope was that they…
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In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts
It’s been a while since I ran one of these, and I’d like to think that’s for the best… the offseason is such a…
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Thoughts On The Rams Potential Move Back To Los Angeles
St. Louis Rams owner Stan Kroenke has submitted a stadium plan for a brand new $2 billion facility in Inglewood, California. The idea would…
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Tony Romo Sings The Hits Of Cat Stevens
Hey, Cowboys fans! Depressed because yet another season has gone down in flames thanks to your brittle quarterback? Wondering what to do with your Sundays…
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