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Boots on the Ground! Things to do in Denver When You’re Drunk Pt 2: Red Rocks!
Welcome back to another edition of Boots On The Ground! In part 1 of this 2-part series I shared my experiences in and around…
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TGISF… Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #1
It’s Been A While, Eh? Greetings and salutations, perverts. Haven’t seen you since last year FFS. Miss me yet? Yeah, I thought not. But…
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And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns
(It is tradition to rise.) Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and…
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CFL Beat: Week 18
I’d like to say I’m giving a shit about football this week. Realistically, I don’t know if I could possibly give less of a…
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Your Short & Simple Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Ezekiel Elliott appeal had its hearing before a federal panel on Monday. A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court…
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A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…
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Your “It Was The Sodom and Gomorrah Show” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well, Bruce Arians got his “bullshit response” from the League. Bobby Wagner’s leaps were legal because the contact was considered “incidental”. According…
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DFO Romance Report: Charlie Whitehurst and Jewel
Charlie Whitehurst is one of those lucky fellas who is employed as a backup quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts in the National Football League.…
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