Request Line: Christmas-Adjacent

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 24, 2020December 24, 2020

INT. CRAMPED OFFICE CUBICLE - DAY MICHAEL VICK sits uncomfortably in front of a desktop computer. He is peering closely at the screen. Pan over to show the image that he's looking at. MICHAEL VICK: Aw, she's all tuckered out. Wait...Computer, pan up. DJ 3000: I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW. MICHAEL VICK: Shut

Request Line – Get In Or Get Out, Make Up Your Mind

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

And make up your mind damned fast. Close the door. You're letting the virus in. This is tWBS coming to you live from WDFO. Wait, maybe it's KDFO. And how do you work this damned board? AND WHO KEEPS CALLING THE DAMNED PHONE LINES???? Oh, it's Rush Limbaugh. OK, we can ignore

Request Line: Meat

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 7, 2020February 7, 2020

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The lights in the studio come on as the PRODUCER cheerfully enters the room. He punches a button on DJ 3000's main console. As the mass of machinery begins to boot up, the PRODUCER steps lightly around the room, tidying up slightly. A series of tones

Request Line: In Good Hands

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 30, 2019August 30, 2019

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the console, setting things up for the day's show. DJ 3000 relaxes nearby. DJ 3000: So who's the guest for today? PRODUCER: [looks up] Oh, actually it's quite the get. DJ 3000: We're closing out the season in style? PRODUCER: Very much so. RECEPTIONIST: [via intercom]

Request Line: Joy

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 23, 2019August 23, 2019

I originally had a traditional Request Line planned for today. It's going to be a delight, I promise you. But you'll have to wait until next week, because I woke up this morning feeling inexplicably happy. So I thought I dedicate this week's Request Line to the concept of "joy".

Request Line: Poolside

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 16, 2019August 16, 2019

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is pacing in the studio, running through a list of tasks. PRODUCER: ...and once you get the station directory updated, you need to start working through that backlog of DFO Radio podcasts. DJ 3000: [CONTROLLER NOT FOUND] PRODUCER: Knock it off, I know there's nothing wrong with

Request Line: Boots on the Ground

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 9, 2019August 9, 2019

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A disappointed-looking PRODUCER is seated in front of the console, talking on the phone. PRODUCER: ...and of course I'm not a doctor Mr. Brown but I really don't think more cryotherapy is the answer. ANTONIO BROWN: [inaudible] PRODUCER: [sighs] Well, yes, your football career really must come first. I guess

DFO Art Week: Request Line / Radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 2, 2019August 1, 2019

Welcome to the final installment of DFO Art Week. Today I'm combining the art theme with Request Line / DFO Radio to showcase some of my favorites of the many images I've put together for the series over these four years. The theme for today's Request Line is "Music as

Request Line: Title Tracks

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 26, 2019July 26, 2019

INT. NEW YORK JETS TRAINING FACILITY - DAY A pair of men are standing outside an office, inspecting the name plate that is mounted on the wall. JANITOR: So...you want it changed again. ADAM GASE: That's right. JANITOR: But... GASE: Listen, the hierarchy here is...fluid. JANITOR: Okay. GASE: And it's important that my title here accurately reflects

Request Line: Names, Names, Names!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 19, 2019July 19, 2019

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A well-tanned PRODUCER and a cheerfully lit-up DJ 3000 stroll into the office. PRODUCER: Well that sure was a relaxing eight week stay in Puerto Vallarta, wouldn't you say, DJ 3000? DJ 3000: SI, SI, FUE MUY RELAJENTE. PRODUCER: We're back in the States, buddy. Better switch back to English before