Nocturnes Magazine

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season G Dice Baseball Championship

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Welcome to the final Nocturnes Magazine! Of Season G, the Nocturnes' sophomore season. Last we left off the Nocturnes had survived the League Series against the River Heights Sleuths, winning 2 games to 1, both teams taking a pair of extra-inning epics. That brought the East Division champion Harrisville Ham

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season G League Series recap

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Oh, man. What a series, all three games. First off, congratulations to the River Heights Sleuths on a phenomenal season and again, a series they'll be talking about for some time. Never an easy out, never an easy game, and especially with that rotation, never an easy night at the park.

Wumbo Wednesday at Weaselo: Please Don’t Mind the Progress

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Greetings from New Apartment Weaselo! We don’t have WiFi yet (Spectrum box comes tomorrow) so it’s a phone avenue ep today. Now, you are owed a regular season Nocturnes Magazine. It’ll only be a blurb but… the Brooklyn Nocturnes won the West with the best record in the league at 19-11,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)

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So that's a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because oh, we got parity. Highlights from the first four series (including a 9-game homestand): -Came back from an 8-5 deficit in the 8th inning to salvage the last

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap

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Once again we look into the depths of the madness that is… the dice baseball league I joined last fall, which somehow manages to balance a 13 (soon to be 14, with one last expansion team) team league with people's schedules. How'd the Brooklyn Nocturnes end up this year? Well,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Set the Table (for the last series of the season)

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(This post gets +1, and if it gets on base the next post also gets a +1, or +2 if it's an extra base hit.) Hey, look at that, I'm not about to collectively murder my diceball team this week! Winning 5 of 7 and two straight series will do that.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?

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Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an unabridged history of the several hundred year reign of Bernard Gilkey at Pretend Man City. WE'D ALL READ IT. --- The Nocturnes started their inaugural campaign by taking

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1 Issue 1: The (Slightly Belated, Shhh) Inaugural Season Preview

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Okay, what in the crap is this? This is Nocturnes Magazine, a look into the Brooklyn Nocturnes. Okay… that doesn't help me. Who are the Brooklyn Nocturnes and what do they do? Remember the diceball I mentioned? Well, I'm going to use a monthly Wumbo column to write in more detail because it got