2019 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 29, 2019October 29, 2019

It's Halloween Week here at [DFO] and I've got a number I'm working on so I won't be spending too much time on the text here. Instead, please get to work on your below Week 8 Quotables submissions.

2019 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 25, 2019October 25, 2019

I feel like I say this every week I'm guest hosting Quoteables, but holy shit are you guys good at this. Between the clever quick hits, the truly deplorable and whatever thing BFC said this time that also went over my head, it's enough to make one want to quit

2019 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 18, 2019October 18, 2019

Happy Friday and welcome back to Quotables, [DFO]'s most popular in-season weekly feature (according to Rasmussen polling) so Suck It, Hippo Think! A strong week by this week's contributors though I'm seeing some commentists are on bye. Time to clean things up, watch some gifs, and get healthy for the

2019 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 15, 2019October 14, 2019

Okay. Here you go. Please use the below gifs to produce entertaining commentary. These are your Week 6 Quotables submissions.

2019 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 11, 2019October 11, 2019

Welcome to Friday everyone! You did it! I did it! WE did it! And what a week it has been. I was lucky enough to go and see Clutch on Wednesday night play at Petco Park. I had never seen a show there and I was pleasantly surprised by the ease

2019 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 9, 2019October 8, 2019

Greetings glorious Commentists. This is your Low Commander of the Super Soldiers filling in for the usual GIF miner, Blax, who I can only assume is off digging shallow graves somewhere off the I-15, only to continually find pre-existing more shallow graves. I assure you those are not covered by

2019 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 4, 2019October 4, 2019

I'm flying back from Santa Fe as I write this. Neat place. I picked up a Savannah of the southwest vibe, personally. Nonetheless, I left without dropping $5k on turquoise jewelry or paintings of kachina dolls -- so, in a sense, did I really visit Santa Fe? Trick question! It

2019 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 1, 2019September 30, 2019

This week will be the only impeachment submissions day we enjoy. Some of you may not care for it but, let's be honest here, Quotables isn't about the submission captions, it's about the commentist participation. That said, thanks for letting me give it the ol' college try here. Anyways, at the

2019 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 27, 2019September 27, 2019

Friday, amirite guys and gal readers? My week has been full so, before I get to your Week 3 Quotables results, I just want to say one thing. Because, you know, we joke around here a lot about a variety of topics -- dicks jokes, violence jokes, cte jokes, stereotype

2019 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 25, 2019September 24, 2019

I'm late. And when you're this late, you don't get to talk. So here. Enjoy you Week 3 Quotables submissions below.

2019 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 20, 2019September 20, 2019

Alright! Week 2! Looks like we're all getting the rust knocked off and....you know, I'm not even going to worry about word count here. What's Hippo gonna do, get rid of me? I'm like the best young player on the NFL/Dick Joke blogging equivalent of the Miami Dolphins. Can't get

2019 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 17, 2019

What do you want me to say here? That I told you so? That 2019 had all the makings of a dog sh*t season and now, like blaxito waking up this morning after managing to undo one of his diaper tabs, NFL viewers are standing in a pile of sh*t