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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 8, 2019February 8, 2019

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So I turn 30 this weekend, and while it's becoming more and more obvious to me that it's not THAT big of a deal, what has been most entertaining are the reactions people give when I tell them that fact. Anyone younger than me typically gives me this disbelieving look

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 5, 2019February 5, 2019

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You don't need to hear it from me, but what a boring game with a boring outcome. I took the under in all of the prop bets my friend put together for a bottle of beer (and came away victorious,) but even I didn't expect it to be this low

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 1, 2019February 1, 2019

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Having successfully ignored pretty much all of the Superb Owl media news this week, it seems strange that THE BIG GAME is on Sunday. My employers main office is based in Massachusetts, so other than the occasional Patriots knob slobbing I overhear on conference calls, it would just be another

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 29, 2019January 29, 2019

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Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it's not Phoenix!) to crack wise on the images you see below. They truly are the best of the best (minus those commenting in the Superb Owl, those who may

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 25, 2019January 25, 2019

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You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn't watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure am not! That being said, I'm expecting a plethora of good material for next week, where Quoteables will march on, Hate Week and all. It's gonna

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 22, 2019January 22, 2019

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This was the first weekend I've sat down by myself and watched football in 2 years. It was definitely a mixed bag. One the one hand, the games were much closer than I could've possibly expected and it was a little exciting to see some new blood doing well this

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - January 18, 2019January 18, 2019

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Good lord, we made it to Friday. This whole "working 5 days in a row" thing has got to go. I mean, we're not JJ Watt or a nyet of Russians toiling in the beet mines for Bressus' sakes. That being said, you guys really brought your A GAME this