Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins

blaxabbath - October 12, 2015October 12, 2015

In you case you missed it -- and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day weekend and, in the four hours of NFL exposure I had this weekend, it wasn't even alluded to once -- Boston Magazine (which bills themselves as

Power Rankings of the 0-3 Teams

scotchnaut - October 1, 2015October 1, 2015

1. The Chicago Bears- These guys are number one with a Bulleit 'cause they need something to drink Right Now. Cutler's selfless work had the desired effect-last week Clausen passed on 1st down only four times against Seattle. Oh, ye of completely justified lack of faith! During their 'seen it

Why Am I Watching This?

STORNG TAEK!!1!

Duchess - September 29, 2015September 29, 2015

So for personal reason's I do not feel like getting too much into. Let's just say I know what Ape went through at that other place and I wish I had the ability/balls to do what he did. This fun moment in time hit me like a ton of bricks

Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole

trollsoharduniversity - September 10, 2015September 11, 2015

Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless the world explodes between now and the start of tonight's game, it has indeed concluded. And all we have to endure is an NBC pregame show where

In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football

The Maestro - September 10, 2015September 10, 2015

OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT'S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are fulfilled from now until the end of February! However, in the meantime until the pissed-off Patriots run roughshod tonight over a Steelers team missing key contributors in

A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan

WCS - September 8, 2015September 8, 2015

FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN' FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF YOU FACKS! [dips entire can of Skoal Wintergreen] [[spits juice on passerby seven-year-old wearing a Yankees hat]] THESE WARLD WIDE LEADAH FACKS OWAH NUTHAN MOAH THAHN GOODELL CROHHNIES HIHHAHD

In Which We Rank The Best Food And Alcohol Pairing Combos

All the worst things in life for you always taste the best.

The Maestro - September 6, 2015

We did it! We survived! College football is back! The NFL preseason is over! It was a long, hot summer, but football is here, and like you, I can’t wait to get fat and wasted sitting in front of my TV for hours on end this fall. As such, besides

ESPN At The Little League World Series

Horatio Cornblower - August 27, 2015August 26, 2015

KARL RAVECH: Hi Folks, Karl Ravech here in Williamsport, PA, home of the Little League World Series, where we'll be spending the next week exploiting and psychologically damaging 12 and 13 year olds by subjecting them to the sort in intense scrutiny usually reserved for SEC football players. Except the

Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2

Duchess - August 25, 2015August 25, 2015

Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what looks to be a Lion, a Jaguar, and a She-Bear chasing you deeper and deeper into the woods until you come about a great hill. Fear not