Why am I not surprised? Of course this sociopath had sex with underage girls.  OF COURSE HE DID.  The profile fits perfectly. And yet some STILL feel the need to defend this fucking prick. And yes, damned right he's one of the handful of "celebrities" that I'd love to spend an hour

ESPN noted that 1st Rounder Trubisky fumbled three times during practice the other day! THREE TIMES! Oh man, write him up as a bust right here right now! I have scoured my team sources and found out that the top 10 draft class is already circling the drain and may be

"We know everything there is to know about choking" says five-year veteran.

The over-29 Internet contingent is claiming a resounding victory for truth. "See, SEE; I told ya" was the general outcry of every person with a cellphone that recalls having used a payphone out of necessity. "I'm sure those You Tube kids were constantly praised by their parents. Could've used a

We enjoy being irreverent here, yes.  But good for him putting his health first. (Jays too, but still hate 'em)

Should be self-explanatory. It's a good thing I don't live in the DC area anymore.  

"I really wanted to fuck up my chance to make a real difference with a great team," says the newly-signed Baltimore Raven receiver.

The culprit: I opened the fridge and grabbed a half-empty water bottle of a greenish, Crystal Like substance. I gulped some during my commute and... ? ? ? ? Sure enough, had a smell and it was pungent. Not punchy like tequila or rum, nor aromatic like gin. Just the nondescript and soothing alcohol smell of

So, for the most part, folks are crapping on the Bears for moving up one spot from 3 to 2 in order to draft a franchise QB. The common consensus is that the Bears gave up a lot in order to move up one spot. But did they? Now yes I