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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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Live from San Francisco: A Super Bowl 50 Update
*TV static crackles* We interrupt this current broadcast to bring you this important breaking news. Our field reporter on the West Coast, the illustrious…
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Flow Time! – It’s Your Trade Deadline Activity Thread
Per Yahoo Sports, the 49ers are electing to #GoWithTheFlow! Guess that’s what happens when the #7tormsover. So how long until Chip brings him to…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: History Repeating
Wilson & Wilson, The Tenderloin. 2:47 am, September 30, 2015. A man sits alone in the center booth of the bar-within-a-bar, waiting patiently for his…
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San Francisco 49ers: a Team Preview of Who’s Left
Hey, guess what’s better than writing a season preview for a loser team that no one cares about, i.e. the Browns? Writing it for…
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Filling in the Cracks
As this site is picking up steam, it’s easy to let things fall through the cracks. So whip out that caulk and fill those…