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Your “IT’S HAPPENING” 2023 Aussie Footy Preview and Thursday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - March 16, 2023March 16, 2023
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Banner Photo Credit: GWS Giants Homepage I don't know how Irish you are, but if you wanted to celebrate drinking as much as possible, wouldn't you pair up the kickoff of the Australian Football League season with St. Patrick's Day?  Because that's what is happening TODAY/started this morning and continues into

AFL Beat! (Substitute Teacher Edition)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 2, 2022August 1, 2022
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Hodwy. Your friendly neighborhood Balls has been underwater for a bit, so he asked me to pinch hit on an AFL Beat! As you may or may not know, we are now 20 weeks into the 2022 Aussie Footy season, which can mean only three things-- It's starting to get

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 17: Blubbering Away The Pain

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The Maestro - April 28, 2022April 28, 2022
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Good morning. I have the medical reports requested for your NFL Draft preparation; my only caveat is that you don't ask how I managed to acquire this information. Remember: cash remains king, and silence says just as much as your Tweets. What I can tell you is this: I think

AFL Beat 2021 Grand Final Recap

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ballsofsteelandfury - September 29, 2021September 28, 2021
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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We had a championship game! Let's see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Grand Final Recap Melbourne Demons 140 - 66 Western Bulldogs Don't let the final score fool you. This was a close game. Heck, the Doggies had their biggest lead of the game deep into

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Finals Week 3

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ballsofsteelandfury - September 14, 2021September 12, 2021
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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We are down to 2 teams and we have our Grand Final matchup! Let's see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Finals Week 3 Recaps Geelong Cats 42 - 125 Melbourne Demons I told you it was an ass-kicking. The one saving grace is that I didn't wake

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Finals Week 2

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ballsofsteelandfury - September 7, 2021September 5, 2021
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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We've eliminated two more teams. Which ones were they? Let's see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Finals Week 2 Recaps Geelong Cats 103 - 68 GWS Giants It was a much different performance this week from the Cats than last week. The same could be said for

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Finals Week 1

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ballsofsteelandfury - August 31, 2021August 30, 2021
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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We've eliminated two teams. Which ones were they? Let's see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Finals Week 1 Recaps Port Adelaide Power 86 - 43 Geelong Cats I woke up early for work and turned on the game just to see that Geelong was getting its ass kicked.

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 23

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ballsofsteelandfury - August 24, 2021August 22, 2021
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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We've gotten to the end of the Home and Away Season! Finals start this week. Let's see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 23 Recaps Western Bulldogs 64 - 66 Port Adelaide Power This was the first of many crazy and exciting games this weekend. Port

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 22

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ballsofsteelandfury - August 17, 2021August 16, 2021
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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The Finals picture is taking shape. Let's see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 22 Recaps GWS Giants 106 - 67 Richmond Tigers The Giants put one giant boot on the cockroach-like Finals chances for the Tigers. Funnily enough, other results assured that the Tigers are

AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 21

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ballsofsteelandfury - August 10, 2021August 9, 2021
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Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We had some major upsets this week. Let's see what happened. *** AFL 2021 Season Week 21 Recaps Geelong Cats 65 - 84 GWS Giants Because I wake up early for work, I tuned in at the start of the third quarter when GWS were leading by 31.

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