Try to Erase This: A 2024 Arizona Cardinals Season Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 20, 2024August 15, 2024

Sebastian Blax: Welcome back to DFO! You're one non corporate-owned, ad-blitzing, AI-voiced corner of your day. I'm legacy contributor, Sebastian Blax. And whatever the hell is going on that I need to be checking Gemeni covering team previews, you can imagine that I'm not happy to be called in around

2023 AZ Cardinals at the Bye

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - December 13, 2023December 13, 2023

The Arizona Cardinals had their bye week last Sunday, the last possible slot of the season. If you tuned in to this seasons team preview, you know that the afterthought that is the 2023 Arizona Cardinals exiting their bye at 3-10 and in a race for the worst record in

It’s Nobody’s Business But Ours: A 2023 Arizona Cardinals Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 22, 2023August 21, 2023

New GM. New head coach. Carryover franchise[-priced] quarterback hurt and out for up-to the entire season. In 2022's Hortatio Did the Draft: Arizona Cardinals 2017, Budda Baker (Safety, University of Washington) is rated a Solid A with the following explanation: Budda Baker has played in the Pro Bowl, (or at least

Throuple in the Desert?: A 2022 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - December 7, 2022December 8, 2022

The Arizona Cardinals 2022 season is dead. Okay, given the lack of separation in the league (and Week 18 games), they're technically not dead -- But they're braindead so why not just pull the plug, you may ask? And I'd laugh and let you know I'll handle the questions from here

Nary a Hope or a Prayer: A 2021 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 16, 2021August 16, 2021

Listen, we do this every year. Every. Single. Got. Damn. Year. Dogg. And what are the three common threads we see? 1. Team Owner -- and likely a rapist like his good friend, Justice Brett Kavanaugh -- Simple Mike Bidwill continues to be an "involved owner"; 2. General Manager Steve "BAC to

“They are dying. That’s true. And you – it is what it is.”: A 2020 Arizona Cardinals Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 18, 2020August 17, 2020

Let me preface by saying I have no expectation that the 2020 NFL season will play out and the Arizona Cardinals have already refunded season ticket purchases. But I'll give you a preview as if it were because, in either scenario, the Arizona Cardinals win no championships and people still

Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.

litre_cola - February 14, 2018February 13, 2018

I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to the metro area and Sky HarboUr…… It has proven to be very successful for the local hockey heroes, their attendance is through the roof and they

#MAZDA (Make Arizona Decent Again: A 2017 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview)

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

As the resident [DFO] Trump Supporter (suck it libs), I feel it's important to regularly look back and review what THE LIBERAL FAKE NEWS MEDIA has predicted for the BLUE COLLAR REDBIRDS! So, before looking ahead at this year's great preview, let's start with some excerpts from this failing site's

“I Just Don’t Have A Parole Officer” – A Boots on the Ground Experience

blaxabbath - August 14, 2017August 13, 2017

Though somehow the fifth sixth fifth a top ten most populous American city, Phoenix is yet to produce a Boots on the Ground feature for [DFO]. Can you believe this? I mean, San Diego has one and I'm pretty sure they don't even have a team! So I wanted to use

BONUS 25 Questions About…

25 Questions

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

The HALL OF FAME GAME! Balls already banged out this week's edition of 25 Questions About... but this is a special BONUS edition since the Hall of Fame Game is today, it rhymes, it usually sucks, but at least it's football! Stand by for cromulent musings on the game itself from

Bye Week Update: Arizona Cardinals

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - November 2, 2016November 2, 2016

The 2016 Arizona Cardinals enter the bye having played eight games, five of them at home. They are sitting at the midpoint of the season with three wins. Still, in a division where 12 wins would have only been a worth a 2015 wildcard birth, Birdcano sits only two games back

Birdcano: A 2016 Cardinals Preview

Team Previews

blaxabbath - August 17, 2016August 20, 2016

Last year : 11–5 (13-3), second place in NFC West Champions (Lost in Wild Card Divisional Round to 7-8-1 15-1 Carolina Panthers) Video of the post-game locker room speech is not available for embed but is on youtube here. Departures: Todd Bowles, Bay Area Troll Darnell Dockett, Larry Foote, Lyle Sendlein (March, 2015), Antonio