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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Travelogue! Toronto, The Food!

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yeah right - May 25, 2025May 23, 2025
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Good morning. Happy Memorial Day Weekend and shit! Woo! We'll be changing things up a bit for today's home version of Sunday Gravy. Rather than doing the traditional recipes and such, I thought we could do a food based travelogue as kind of a companion piece to Brother Taj's ongoing Canada series. Who

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND: CEMETERY-1

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DJ TAJ - March 6, 2025March 5, 2025
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 When and how boredom sets in is still a bit of a hermetical mystery, but by god the weeks before football truly dies, (think the Owl) I find usually no later than Wednesday during the bye week the lethargy really starts to soil the mind and degrade the spirit. You

Your “Boots on the Ground 2: Australian Boogaloo” Tuesday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 12, 2023September 12, 2023
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Rev is off tonight. I'm sure it's completely unrelated to last night's tilt featuring his wooly mammals and their LOLjob. That was worth any monkey paw tomfoolery, though. As you may have heard, A-A-Ron's achilles is indeed torn, meaning he is out for the whole season. I'll try and limit my

Are You Ready For Some Football and Boots on the Ground?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 7, 2023September 7, 2023
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Picture originally from here, modified expertly by me Are you ready for some football? Want to be specific about which kind?  Because I have been at a LOT of football games these past few weeks, none of them of the "gridiron" variety. And virtually every minute of it was fucking awesome.

Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.

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litre_cola - August 21, 2022August 30, 2022
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Good evening! Two more weeks of me and then I hand it off to Scotchy for his previews/hobo chronicles? I've been listening to Fantasy Football podcasts lately trying to get whatever edge I can. The thing that saddens me is that the washington Football Team seems to be casting off Antonio

Dancing in the Lake Of Fire

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DJ TAJ - July 14, 2022October 28, 2022
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I'm going to blame Kristen Stewart for this. "Open with" Scary dead children floating in the ethereal mist chanting. Tajjy and Kristen sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Oh bliss Eyes open, wake up to:  Day 109 locked down in the Covid cave. One thing is for certain madness dwells here. Every day you face the

The DFO Euro 2020 (In 2021!) Preview: Belgium (pronounced bell-jum)

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TheRevanchist - May 22, 2021June 4, 2021
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From what the others are saying, this year is supposed to be one badass year for summer sports. There's soccer stuff and such, but let's let our standard introduction for this piece be the testimonial.We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have:Copa AméricaEuro 2020Concacaf Gold

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