We have a semi! Your England vs Netherlands Euro 2024 open thread

Wakezilla - July 10, 2024July 10, 2024

Today's semi-finals feature the Dutch Ovens against the Tea and Crumpets, a matchup so significant that even the racists of each country temporarily set aside their issues with having non-white players on their squad. This will be the fourth meeting between England and the Netherlands at a major tournament. The Oranje

Limpin’ aint easy: Your (Real Madrid free) Spain Euros 2020 (in 2021) Preview

Wakezilla - June 1, 2021June 1, 2021

iHola muchachos! this is your very hungover preview of Spain's chances in the Euros. I sacrificed my head to give you a top quality decent somewhat mediocre cromulent preview. The big story is more about who is not on the team than who is on the team. Due to injuries, Sergio

Going Down the Poop Shute: Your Germany European Lesser Footy 2020 (in 2021) Preview

Wakezilla - May 12, 2021May 12, 2021

Hello everyone, and welcome to Germany's European Lesser Footy's 2020 (in 2021) Preview. Seeing how Germany is one of the few countries North Americans have to learn about, I'll keep this section fairly brief. With the exception of Berlin, I've been to the major cities and areas of Germany. It's a really