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Beerguyrob - January 23, 2020January 23, 2020
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NFL Noise: The AB thing is over a $4000 moving dispute. A company he hired to store & ship his stuff back from California refused to unload it at his house because he refused to pay. When the van drove away, AB threw rocks at it, causing minor damage. When

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Beerguyrob - May 8, 2018May 8, 2018
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NFL News: The Devil went down to Georgia, and he was looking for a Bears playbook to steal: Chicago Bears first-round pick Roquan Smith got his team-issued iPad stolen from his 2018 BMW X5 when he went down to Athens to visit people at UGA. The Bears claim it was password

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Beerguyrob - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017
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NFL News: One day after being cut from the Cowboys for being nothing but trouble (& not named Ezekiel), Lucky Whitehead has had all charges dropped by Virginia police. The cops original warrant was based on comparing the DMV photo of Whitehead to the guy they had in custody, later

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Beerguyrob - June 27, 2017June 27, 2017
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NFL News: Dreamboat came #1 in the players poll of the Top-100. something something save us Bernard Pollard. Hey - he's currently available. Matty Ice came in at #10 on the same list. He's currently being featured in a new Gatorade ad with the tagline, "Make Defeat Your Fuel". Vince

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