TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!!

Hope you like that banner image.  We’ll get back to that but….

First, Some Business (again)

Fantasy Football!!!

I’m by no means a FF expert.  I did it once, and I sucked at it.  But I have now put my pride on the line and am about to get my ass kicked by a buncha wimminz (I Will Dye Blonde, Covalent Blonde, Dok Zymm and Beastmode…hehehehe yeah he’s a woman, didn’t know that did ya????).

If you wanna see my ass get kicked by wimminz who hate me….and who DOESN’T wanna see that…?  Well then you need to go here and sign up.  There’s one spot left, the draft is TOMORROW AT 1:30PM, so you’ve still got time.

Again….Here is where to go.

Yup, forget all that bullshit up there.  KingHippo done joined up in the last spot last night and locked me in, so now I can’t bow out gracefully.

Jerk.

The Chick League is now full and ready to roll, and Imma look like an idiot as early as Week One when Covalent Blonde kicks my ass.

This is for you Hippo…..

(I’ll get you for this one)

Now, back to that banner image…..

Yes, I’m an NC State homer.  Wanna fight about it?  Yeah, me neither.

Also…just look at those tight little abs, right?

But trust me…being an NC State fan is nothing to be proud of.  We suck at everything.  Well other than swimming and cross country.

But it wasn’t always that way, FWIW…

 

…and we do still have the coolest (and least intimidating) gang sign on teh planet.  Behold… Teh Wolf Sign….

THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!

Sooooooo, who wants to talk about weed again?  Nobody?  Just me then I guess.

/sighs dejectedly

Relax, I’m just joking.  This week it’s gonna be clean and wholesome(ish).

I mean who likes booze, weed and sex less than college students anyway?  AMIRITE?????

*Note to self:  Go back to college.

 

**Note to self:  Don’t go to THAT college.  Yeeeesh.  LMFAO.

Aimless Meanderings

Not much talky talky this week.  If you wanna hear me wax philosophic you can get that from the past two weeks of TGISF (and sincerely, if you really DO wanna hear me wax philosophic…what the hell’s wrong with you anyway???  You should seek help immediately!!!)

But fine then.  How ’bout some music?

(and yes, there is a theme to the music tonight, let’s see who figures it out first)

Sports Which Make Me Wish I Could Go Back In Time

NFL

All the the terrible fake games finished up last night.  Next stop?  Terrible real games.  The Chef’s and the Tawmmy’s kick it off next Thursday.  Then the rest of the jackholes tee things up on Sunday, of course.  And we’ll all sit and watch like the sheeple we know ourselves to be.  *sigh*

Elsewhere, Zeke has decided to litigate.  LMFAO.

As an aside, my Ratbirds finished their fake games a perfect 4-0.  I know what the means.  The pain begins next weekend.  *sigh*

 

NCAA Football

Last night, Indiana Football channeled the spirit of Bobby Knight for about 20ish minutes (What?  He’s not dead?  Well he should be.)

Then they remembered they’re Indiana Football.  tOSU rolls in the second half, 49-21 Final.  There were some other games too, but I didn’t watch them and I’m not gonna talk about ’em.

Everybody is already crawling up ‘Bama/’Nole rectal orifices.  That’s good.  Maybe no one will be watching when the SEC vs ACC undercard happens, and SCar embarrasses my Wolven Sort.

KingHippo will have more on teh JV NFL tomorrow morning so I’ll shut up about that for now.  But there are some games tonight and you can go here to see the who, where and when’s of it.

I’m all tingly in anticipation of Fordham at Army, btw.

 

MLB

My Orioles lost last night.  But had won 7 straight prior to last night, are back above .500 and solidly back in playoff contention.  Sadly, just like in the case of the Ratbirds, I know what that means, too.  *sigh*.

And it had to happen eventually.  The Dodgers have lost five straight.  Don’t get me wrong, they’ll still take the division going away.  But it’s still kinda funny to watch fans be fans.  LOL.

Tonight:

  • Boston at NYY – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
  • Cleveland at Detroit – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Standings

 

More Music?  Yup.

Cheerleaders…YAY

In spite of a handful of games last weekend, this weekend is the main opening weekend for JV NFL Footy.  College GameDay, full slate of games, etc., etc.

Now for me (and KingHippo too, I’m afraid…poor bastard) this is a double edged sword.  We love the college game, but we also know that our alma mater is not just destined for, but also committed to, mediocrity.  It’s what we aspire to, AT BEST.  No shit, it’s an institutional thing as far as our athletic department is concerned.  Be good enough to sell enough tix to make a profit.  But don’t rock the boat and actually take the steps needed to actually rise up and be a consistently good program.

He and I have both anguished over this loser mentality at times.  But we’ve also both come to the painful conclusion that it’s not going to change in our lifetimes, if ever.

Shit, I hope I didn’t just cause Hippo to off himself.  HIPPO DON’T DO IT!!!!!!  T’AINT WORTH IT!!!!!!

Wait, did I just say “taint”?  Yup.

Anywhoooooo…..

The college footy gets rolling in full this weekend.  So we’re honoring that with teh cheerleader types.

Sorry if I missed your school, but feel free to stick ’em in (the comments).

Enjoy….

WVU
Mississippi State
Oklahoma
Texas (duh)
Ole Miss
Miami (Fla)
Vanderbilt
Oregon State
Oregon
Florida State
Cal Berkeley
Southern Cal
Clemson
TCU (duh again)
South Carolina
LSU (duh for a third time)
Nebraska
Arizona State
Baylor (never mind the duh anymore I guess)
UCLA
Texas Tech
Virginia Tech
Louisville
Kansas State
Illinois
Boston College
UGa
North Carolina State University

Wolf Sign, redux.  You see that, right?

OK then, let’s play some fitbawwwll!!!!!!

Yep, my redneck roots come thru.

Shut up.

Two more musical numbers….

Soooooo, have you figured out the musical theme yet?

No, it’s not Shitty 80s Songs.

LMFAO.

Here’s one last hint…

OK, two….

Have a good weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

twbs@doorfliesopen.com

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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LemonJello
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Oh damn, I’m jealous. That would be awesome to have around here.

/makes note to check out new bottle shop up the beach

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The company is based out of San Francisco, so I don’t think it really matters where you are. The code might work anywhere.

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Just checked, they don’t deliver out here on the eastern edge of NC. Bummer.

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Nutsack!

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King Hippo
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NINJA! Very arousing.

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Funny. She doesn’t look Aztec.

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blaxabbath
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Have on The Matrix 3 and I’m like, where did Zion get all these weapons?

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Senor Weaselo
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And the Jets trade Sheldon Richardson to Seattle for Jermaine Kearse, a 2nd, and the right to switch 7ths. Which leads to an important question: By the end of the season, will any part of the Jets be almost average?

blaxabbath
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Smart move by SEA. Who needs another WR to just draw off a safety while Wilson scrambles?

Senor Weaselo
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I have never been to a school that to my knowledge has a football team or cheerleaders. How much did I miss out?

ALXMAC
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ALXMAC

This has to be like the Triple Crown of Cheerleading stories, right?

Ex-Sooners Football Player Accused Of Pimping Out Ex-Sooners Cheerleader, Daughter Of Sooners Cheerleading Coach
https://www.thelostogle.com/2017/04/03/former-ou-cheerleader-busted-in-prostitution-sting/

LemonJello
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This would never have seen the light of day if Bob Stoops were still alive.

King Hippo
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A new twist on Boomer Sooner, too?

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The cheerleaders at my alma mater got hotter since I was there.

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Wakezilla
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Saw Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 last night. It wasn’t very good, which saddens me because I loved the first one. I’d make an argument that maybe it’d be OK at 50-60 minutes long, but, not 2 hours. Most of the dialogue felt like it was wasting time

Duchess
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BUT IT WAS AN MCU MOVIE WITHOUT A MCGUFFIN!!

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herodotus450

No love for my alma mater, LIghtspeed U ?

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King Hippo
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Fucking American babies.

ballsofsteelandfury
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It’s quite delightful to watch them lose their shit.

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Brick Meathook

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Gratliff
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For the other conscientious nerds, in one day, Games Done Quick organized a 3-Day Harvey Relief Done Quick marathon over at https://gamesdonequick.com/

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Go … Lobos?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Not my alma mater but who cares?

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LemonJello
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Since these schools get my money, I thought I’d include them:

East Carolina
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Appalachian State:
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King Hippo
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That’s the 1 I currently pay, and 1 of the 2 I will surely pay 2 years hence. The 3rd and final is TBD.

LemonJello
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I’ve got four years until TangerineJello picks a school – we should be in NoVA by then, so who knows where she’ll go?

King Hippo
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You have mah condolences (did 18 months in NoVa), though perhaps you can join our Labour Day auction fantasy league then?

I am sick enough to drive back every year for the last 18.

LemonJello
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I did 3 yrs at Quantico, which led to the job I have now near there. I make the trip to OBX on the weekends to see my family, but we’re planning to move once the house sells.

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Yay, Beavers!

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ballsofsteelandfury
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obligatory nice beaver

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I don’t give my friend who went to and now works at OSU enough shit for their most famous alumna currently being a porn star who became famous because she got busted doing webcam shows where she diddled herself in the school library.

King Hippo
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I hate international breaks, but ESPN was acting like there was some danger FOAR Team America: FUCK WADS!! if’n they didn’t get anything out of tonight’s home tie to Costa Rica.

1-nil to the Ticos in the 79th minute. 😀

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2-0.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WCS
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Not sure if they’re cheerleaders, or not, but, who cares?
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ballsofsteelandfury
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Is the W for Wide?

King Hippo
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Nice shade nugget from Gus Johnson and the FS1 crew…Rutgers NEVAR took the lead first last season. Not once.

But up 7-nil on U-Dub. One-year wonder, anyone? They did have like 5 DBs drafted this spring, and they secondary looks as such.

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Obligatory niiiiiice Beaver! Seriously, Oregon State gals fucking rule.

Also, nice work finding the “Obama makes wolf sign perfectly” pic. I knew I saw it on the local news webpage the night of his primary win (he gave his victory speech at State), then could never find again later.

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Mr. Ayo

Good choice leaving my college off the list.

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Those are some yuuuuuggggeee hands.

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Caitlyn?

Beastmode Ate My Baby
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My college is not represented!

Of course, my college no longer has a football team, so…

LemonJello
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LemonJello

More important question: Do they still have cheerleaders?

Beastmode Ate My Baby
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Maybe? Do lacrosse and rowing need cheerleaders?

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LemonJello

Need? I’d say they REQUIRE cheerleaders!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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And this classic from UGA

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Hampton University represent

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Here’s a little love for a cheerteam from an HBCU

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King Hippo
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Hippo LIKE!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby
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I’m a woman?

Dammit, now I have to tell IWDB that she’s been a lesbian for all these years.

Wakezilla
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Can’t you just take one for the team? Gawd!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Speaking of music, I heard this song today for the first time and immediately thought of this coterie of ne’er-do-wells here at DFO:

ballsofsteelandfury
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Also, duh, they’re all 80’s love/breakup songs. Duh!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Wake and BeerGuyRoy, I was told you might be able to help a friend of mine find good breweries while he’s in Vancouver this weekend. WHADDYA GOT?

Beerguyrob
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I have responded elsewhere, but you can’t go wrong with Doan’s, Parallel 49 and Powell Street Brewing.

ballsofsteelandfury
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I’ve never been prouder of my alma mater (UCLA).

Also, of course the Berkeley girl is Asian. Of course she is!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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WOOOOOOOO WEEKEND!

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