Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - April 4, 2018April 4, 2018

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NFL Notes: RGIII is back, baby! A one-year deal with the Ravens. The best comment on Deadspin was that the Ravens signed him because he can't bend his knees to take one. On the other end of the redemption spectrum, JFF says it's the Browns fault he turned out to

Your “Nope, I Was Wrong” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 27, 2018March 27, 2018

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Today is slower than yesterday. NFL News: Mike Tomlin is not a fan of touchdown celebrations. This is apparently news. Given how many timeouts he has to waste on extra points, I can see why. He wouldn't have that problem if he had Hue Jackson's team. Michael Bennett turned himself in

Your “It’s Kinda Slow” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 26, 2018April 24, 2018

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NFL News: Well, this is interesting: OBJ says he won't play without a contract extension. Giants co-owner John Mara said Sunday, "I wouldn't say that anyone is untouchable." As we saw last season, Eli doesn't play well if all his toys aren't in the sandbox with him. It's "hurt feelings"

Your “Whaddya Mean I Gotta Pay Extra For Butter?!” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 5, 2018March 5, 2018

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NFL News: Antonio Cromartie has announced his retirement. It'll be easier to go on the lam from child support that way, now that potential claimants don't know where he'll be 16 Sundays of the year. In the "DEAR GOD - NO!" department, for its new Thursday Night broadcasts, FOX is

Your “Umm…So, How Was Your Day?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

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NFL News: This was dumped late-Friday like so-much bad news, but the Jags have locked up Blake Bortles for three more years. Three years at $54 million, with $26 million of that guaranteed. He will make $20 million this year. He could make a maximum of $66.5 million with all incentives

Your “Huh – Actual Students Came To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

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NFL News: This is sure going to hurt morale at The Dak Prescott School Of Maturity, but Doug Martin has been cut by the Bucs. Considering the average lifespan of a hamster is two years, it appears the muscled-kind can triple that span. As predicted/feared, Rae Carruth is seeking custody of

Your “Let Us Never Speak Of It Again” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

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NFL News: The Texans plan to release Brian Cushing prior to the new league year starting on March 14. It'll save them $7.6 million on the cap, and leaves them clear when he eventually picks up his third suspension for PEDs. Because he totes learned his lesson this time, guys.

Your “Where My Bitches At?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 13, 2018February 13, 2018

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNRpvP2ZqQ NFL News: Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd - Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game I'm guessing so Urlacher & Stabby can get all weepy at the game they love so much. Mike Shula is leaving the Panthers for the Giants to be the offensive coordinator. This

Your Monday Evening Patriots Schadenfreude Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

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NFL News: The Eagles parade is set for Thursday. It might actually be worth a liveblog. 11:00AM eastern, so someone in the Eastern time zone will have to take care of that. https://twitter.com/PHLschools/status/960612288444141568 Most talk this morning was focused on where the hell Malcolm Butler was during the game. “I respect

Your “Wearing White? They’re Not Virgins – They’re Whores!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 23, 2018January 23, 2018

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NFL News: Because they can't wear hoods instead of helmets, the Patriots will wear white during The Big Game™ 12 of the last 13 Super Bowl winners have worn white The Pats are 3-0 in white at the Super Bowl; 2-2 in blue. The Eagles are 0-2 in green. ESPN

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