Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • RGIII is back, baby!
    • A one-year deal with the Ravens.
      • The best comment on Deadspin was that the Ravens signed him because he can’t bend his knees to take one.
  • On the other end of the redemption spectrum, JFF says it’s the Browns fault he turned out to be a bad pick.
    • To quote: “If Cleveland did any of their homework they would have known I wasn’t a guy who came in every day and watch film. I wasn’t a guy who really knew the X’s and O’s of football.”
      • That’s a good look for a guy looking for a second chance.
  • As anticipated, with success come demands – the Eagles are raising ticket prices.
    • Since there are over 40,000 people on the season ticket waiting list, I’m surprised the average is $10 per ticket.
  • After yesterday’s Brandin Cooks trade, the Patriots are suddenly sitting on a lot of high-round draft picks.
    • After two years without a first-round pick, and no second-rounder in 2017, the Pats are in a place to draft young (cheap) talent to surround Brady.
      • First round: 23 (from Rams), 31
      • Second round: 43 (from 49ers), 63
    • There is also a theory that they are trying to move up to grab one of the top-4 QBs available.
      • To have him sit behind Brady, watching & learning.

Finally, because the Crimebeat! never stops:

  • Clinton Portis has to repay $190,000 to the Borgata casino in Atlantic City.
    • He ran up the debt thinking he’d be re-signed.
      • [Ron Howard voice] He was not re-signed.
  • Von Miller is being investigated for landing a hammerhead shark while fishing.
    • Those killjoys at PETA emailed Florida’ Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) after Miller posted photos of his catch on Instagram.
    • Miller says it was released after he took the photo, in accordance with state laws.

On this date: April 4, 1968 – The Assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

The assassination was 50 years ago today. Most Americans, and a good number of Canadians, know the basic facts:

  • Lorraine Motel – Room 306
  • In Memphis, Tennessee, to support a sanitation workers’ strike
  • James Earl Ray was the assassin.
    • He was captured in London, believed to be headed to white-run Rhodesia.
    • He pleaded guilty but later recanted the confession.
  • Rioting in more than 100 cities around the country

Even in the days before the internet, there were conspiracy theories about Dr. King’s death. They had validity because there had been actual conspiracies to try & stop his civil rights work, most of them orchestrated by FBI director J. Edgar Hoover. The fact that the FBI also thought there was a conspiracy behind the killing would make Alex Jones’ head explode – except for the fact that King was black & Alex Jones doesn’t prefer people with dusky hues.

You can a list of the conspiracies here, a link to a story about made-for-TV trial held on HBO in 1993 here, and a rambling narrative on Loyd Jowers, who was tried in civil court for wrongful death in 1999, for his apparent role in the assassination, a trial derided for stretching the boundaries of legal credibility. Tying everything together, Jowers owned a bar near the Lorraine motel in 1968 and watched the 1993 HBO trial, which prompted him to tell ABC’s Sam Donaldson that Ray didn’t kill King and that he knew who was paid to do it, but he didn’t want to say more unless the district attorney granted him immunity from prosecution.

Authorities have investigated the death of Martin Luther King Jr. five times since his murder in April 1968. Congress, district attorneys and the Justice Department all have concluded that James Earl Ray shot King as the civil rights icon stood on a motel balcony in Memphis.

“You just don’t think that these powerful people, these people who are larger than life, can be killed by some nobody with a gun,” said former Shelby County, Tenn., assistant district attorney John Campbell. “You know, there has to be more involved. Well, sometimes there’s not more involved.”

 


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Senators at Sabres – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
    • Blackhawks at Blues – 8:00PM | NBCSN
    • Wild at Ducks – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Raptors – 8:00PM | ESPN
    • Spurs at Lakers – 10:30PM | ESPN
  • MLB:
    • White Sox at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Cardinals at Brewers – 7:30PM | FS1

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have somehow managed to make my entire airbnb smell like raw shallots

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well done, WELL DONE. It was OBVIOUSLY a great masturbation session.

Unsurprised

Trader Joe’s Spring Prost beer is really good.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pretty sure it isn’t safe to start any sentence with “Most Americans know” anything.

theeWeeBabySeamus

“…where the closest McDonald’s is.” seems pretty safe.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

I think this is so interesting.

rockingdog
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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Damn straight!!”

-John Wayne Bobbitt

blaxabbath

When smoking weed out of a pipe, I would think the initial burns of the bud would provide the best high. However, I have a friend who says that he thinks it is better after a couple burns; the realm being that the weed has been seeped in its own smoke and, therefore, is a better high.

Can anyone comment?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Depends on the size of the bowl and how tightly packed it is. Especially how tightly packed. If it’s bigger and tightly packed, then yes after hitting it a few times it’s better. Giggity.

I usually use a pipe with a fairly small bowl (easier to conceal) and I’m usually too lazy to pack it very tightly, so for me not so much.

blaxabbath

Small bowl (bubbler) and loose packed.

theeWeeBabySeamus

First 2 or 3 hits probably the best then.

theeWeeBabySeamus

How dry the weed actually matters too, btw. Greener/fresher is more likely to give the effect your friend says.

rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:

A 23-yr-old woman in India fought off an adult tiger with a stick.

My cat stole my tuna sandwich right out of my hand.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I bet you wish you’d had a stick, huh?

Wakezilla

What the fuck, Calgary? Why do you have snow in April?

litre_cola

We aren’t fucking happy about it!

rockingdog

yikes! padres down 5-0 and its not even the 4th inning yet….

blaxabbath

No assassination caught me off guard more that that of Omar.

nomonkeyfun

I do like ragging on the boomers, but I can’t imagine what it was like for a liberal born in 1950, like my Dad.
He was at the March on Washington at 13, the young charismatic President shot a few months later, Malcolm X shot in 65, Vietnam draft, if you weren’t connected or able to go to college, then in 68 MLK and RFK gunned down within two months.
Plus, riots in the inner cities all around the country.

Brick Meathook

and the Jets won a Super Bowl

nomonkeyfun

I don’t believe that happened. The Merry Pranksters managed somehow to put lots of Acid in the nation’s water supply, it was all an hallucination.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck those guys. And the Mets too while we’re at it.

– Baltimore

Unsurprised

Then Nixon was elected and shit managed to get even worse.

That said, liberals were a small minority and often rather privileged to be able to protest and spend time on this shit – just like Extremely Online dipshits like myself now. So … Eh.

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Brick Meathook

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WTF??

Mr. Ayo

You must really like that picture

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……

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Sharkbait

So Far Cry 5 is pretty legit.

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Christopher Walken. Photo c.1953.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So I hid that Matchbox Car, up my ass, for two years!!!!

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Sharkbait

Yo.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeaux

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So this is a question for the lawyers here (cause I don’t want my first question to my wife when she comes home this evening to be about divorce law) – if I’m married and I get accused of a crime, I can use ALL of our joint assets for my defense (whether my wife likes it or not), right? And if she files for divorce, I can only spend the half (or whatever) that I’ll get out of the divorce settlement, right?

rockingdog

I figure you can. On both.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh dear lord, what did you do this time?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was thinking about all the Trump lackeys whose wives have filed for divorce lately – DoJu, Scavino, Ghouliani…

nomonkeyfun

Also, if they have massive fines against them in the event of a conviction the it wouldn’t come out of the ex-wife’s 50%.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

think that’s right

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litre_cola

I bet you I would have worse luck betting on wrestling than Icelandic shark wrestling.

Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Everyone always forgets his follow up hit…

“What’s That Smell Someone Please Light A Match”

Redshirt

Watching Force Awakens again reinforces my opinion that Last Jedi was simultaneously the best and worst Star Wars movie: best because it was different than the others and took risks and worst because it was too different and it went too far.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you said “went too far” I thought you were talking about Dan Orlovsky’s patented 14-step drop.

Redshirt

Uh no, I was talking about tracking people in Light Speed (I can dismiss that since its the future), and using Light Speed as battering ram (awesome scene, but that would’ve solved so many problems in the other movies. Also, hitting a ship with the mass of an aircraft carrier (91 million kg) accelerating to the speed of light (lets low ball it and use the speed of light as the acceleration, 300 million m/s2) that would equal hitting the ship with a force of 27 quadrillion Newtons or at least 41000 Hiroshima bombs).

That should’ve killed every ship in orbit, and while the planet would’ve survived, it would be inhospitable what with the atmosphere being blown off it by the force of the blast.

theeWeeBabySeamus

NERD!!!!!!! GET HIM!!!!!!

Redshirt

I take offense to that! I’m a geek, thank you very much!

Unsurprised

Those ships are just built Ford Tough.

nomonkeyfun

/Pedant alert.

Actually, it was a long time ago, not the future.

rockingdog

drivin thru wednesday

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rockingdog
Unsurprised

Goddamn Jones Act.

Don T

/spits on ground

ballsofsteelandfury

So, what’s the proper response to a guy that’s supposedly on your team but ends up throwing you and your entire team under the bus in a community meeting?

Piss on his car? Shit in his corn flakes? Suggestions are welcome.

LemonJello

Constant, unrelenting derision and sarcasm for everything he says/does?

ballsofsteelandfury

Good thought, but I have to maintain a professional attitude at work. I am planning on reading him the riot act tomorrow with one of my guys as witness just in case he decides to call HR.

Redshirt

When dealing with an Holier Than All Asshole, always have a witness that people trust. That way it won’t be You Said/They Said.

King Hippo

frame him for murder

ballsofsteelandfury

I like it, but I don’t have anyone that needs a killin’

King Hippo

oh, you’re no fun. Should I bet $30 on Atletico Zacatepec at +600? u shud noe being Mexican and all

King Hippo

+700 now, ese

ballsofsteelandfury

NO!! Toluca wants the cup. They’ll play hard.

King Hippo

they took the lead, and I was like NOOOOOO! but Toluca equalized like instantly.

ballsofsteelandfury

Did you see the penalty kicks?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m happy to supply you with list.
Most of them have the same last name as me, though. Is that a problem?

Unsurprised

Then murder him and cut out the middleman.

Alternatively, no one has to really die if you want to get really creative. Or you can use an existing corpse.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This can’t possibly be true

Redshirt

Water in gas tank. Fat guy strippergram at his work.

ballsofsteelandfury

See now this is something I can work with!

Unsurprised

Dump him naked in Mexico.

Col. Duke LaCross

Subscribe to a shitload of porn mags in his name and have them delivered to him at work?

ballsofsteelandfury

There are still porn mags?

Don T

Silent treatment, broken by the occasional fake sneeze “AaaSNITCH”.

JustStopDude

I had a coworker wish me a “Happy MLK Day” today.

I would be grossly offended by his racist ass comment (I do live in VA), but I am pretty sure the guy is borderline autistic and legit meant nothing by it.

Now if it was idiot Greg…I would have thrown a punch.

Oh I forgot to mention this Monday night…fucking Greg had a goddamn Wildcats visor the day of the championship game. For a front runner, his flair bill must be HUGE…also…unless you are an SEC football coach or dealing blackjack in a 1970’s casino…no man should wear a fucking visor…

Redshirt

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I somehow, someway won the NCAA Tournament Pool at work. And that’s with the South Bracket being done by the 1st weekend and the West half in flames.

King Hippo

good job!!!

/turns out I won fuckall, we had THREE entrants who all had Nova beating Meeechigan in the finals.

King Hippo

I learned by lesson betting on #BFIB.

Just bet on winning first 5 innings tonight. 😀

theeWeeBabySeamus

Is there by chance a prop bet available about how many runs the Orioles score this season? Take the under if there is. Jeebus what a putrid offense.

At least we’re not San Francisco. But we’re trying. Plus we’ve been very good at giving up runs too.

Ah, another record setting season in Baltimore.

King Hippo

almost bet on yinz today, odds were great.

/I got EVERYTHING wrong today (including my THOUGHTS that were not acted upon), except my Redshite spite bet and this Cards 5 IP prop. Thank fuck the latter (which was rolling all $200 of my Redshite “blood money” to wash it) paid +115.

Gratliff

Is Hippo insane enough to bet on the graps?

King Hippo

Insane enough, YES. But I do nae.

Gratliff

Just think of it like Clue “It’s gonna be Cena at the concession stands with a steel chair”

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll take Alexa Bliss, at my house, with whatever the hell she wants.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want that chloroform soaked rag you keep waving around…

theeWeeBabySeamus

You don’t know if you don’t ask.
😛

King Hippo

ASK?? – Darren S. (calling collect)

SonOfSpam

Thanks to Bono, I always celebrate today in the name of Love.

Kevin Love.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“In the name of Love” sounds like a snippet of text from Courtney’s latest court summons.

scotchnaut

“I love a good conspiracy theory.” [giggles]

-Raoul