Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 17: The 2009 Covini C6W

The Maestro - May 4, 2023May 3, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! THESE FUCKING COCKSUCKER MEMPHIS SHOWBOATS, I CALL THEM THE SS MINNOWS. AN 0-3 START TO THE SEASON GETS YOU EXECUTED AT CENTER FIELD IN ARENA BALL. God DAMMIT,

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Vincenzo Peruggia

The Maestro - April 8, 2021April 12, 2021

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As you may know, in addition to these exclusive audio tapes, I've been writing a book. It's not done yet, but I promise you that's gonna be well worth the wait to read it. Unlike the playbooks I

Your “Iceland gets a bye, right?” Monday Morning Open Thread

DFOing Good

Wakezilla - June 27, 2016June 27, 2016

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Before I begin, I just wanted to complain about how hot it is in my apartment. When the sun sets, it's facing my apartment windows making my apartment from 8PM onwards hot as balls. It's almost midnight here and it's 28 Celsius (that's 82.4 Fahrenheit). The heat just sits in

Your Group E and Group F Matchday 3 Preview– Wednesday Morning Open Thread

Wakezilla - June 22, 2016June 22, 2016

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Good morning! I have Wednesday off and my wife generously bought me a couple of bottles of Hungarian wine to watch the Hungary/Portugal match. Hungary actually makes pretty good wine. They're known more for their dessert wine, but, their regular wine is also quite nice. Now that I know Hungary has

This Week In Violence! Presents Calcio Storico

The Maestro - March 11, 2016March 11, 2016

Ah, Italy. A country of romance, wine, food, art, history, and culture! Such a refined, sophisticated place to live. Why on earth would such a place have a need for such silly, brutish things as competitive sports, right? Well, turns out that not only do they do all those previously-mentioned things