6 Dec 2025 JV NFL Night Threaderino

King Hippo - December 6, 2025December 5, 2025

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Welcome and FACK, am I ever depressed thinking about FITBAW slowly drifting away from our lives. Fightin' Brockys (+4) v. THEEEEEEEEEEE Ohio State at The Gravy Boat (8:00, Fox) No chaos here, thought maybe if Indiana loses, they will plummet all the way down to the THREE SEED oh noes!! But the Brockys

Narrowing the Playoff Field MAYBE JV NFL Saturday

King Hippo - November 15, 2025November 14, 2025

There is no Lesser Footy again this week. As such, maybe we can look at the macro JV picture, given how close we are to the end (and Hippo's inevitable, crushing depression). I'd say, without hesitation, that tOSU and Indiana are in. As is Bonfire Cult, with Roll Damn Tide (and

What if teh Autumn Wind Was NAWT a Pirate? Footed Ball Thread

King Hippo - November 8, 2025November 7, 2025

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I mean, did you SEE that puppy abortion Thursday night? Plus, Pirate Kansas is on track to go 0-fer-PAAAAWWWWLLLLLLLL (and is off this week to boot). So no. Maybe the autumn wind is just...a horsey fart? We will see how the Fat Humps do tomorrow. Test Hippo's hypothesis (Hippothesis?). You actually get

October Sabado Smorgasboard

King Hippo - October 18, 2025October 16, 2025

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All varietals of footed ball, represent. We kick off bright and early, with our intrepid Robins Hood hosting Chelski (7:30, USA). Is the big fat Greek about ready to fire his SECOND permanent manager of the season? Remember, they qualified for Zooropa last season, so this turmoil is of their own,

11 Oct 2025 JV NFL Night Thread

King Hippo - October 11, 2025October 10, 2025

Early slate was great, so is the night's. THANK GOD for days like today. Florida Men (+7.5) at Bonfire Cult (7:00, ESPN) Billy Napier is a man of nine lives, and if he goes 2-fer-Texas tonight, perhaps he will even get an extension. Bet the under here. Non-Pirate Kansas (+14.5) at Guns Up!!

Autumn 2025 Begins In Earnest

King Hippo - September 27, 2025September 25, 2025

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That's right, it may have been 90 degrees all goddamned week, but we have crossed the magick demarcation line into FALL! I do not wish to speak of the footy this week (though it is on the telly this morning), so let's get straight into the loaded-FOAR-bear JV NFL schedules: Georgia

20 Sept 2025 – JV NFL Evening Machinations

King Hippo - September 20, 2025September 18, 2025

I hope everyone enjoyed the early proceedings. And/or your midday nap. Here's what remains of the day: West By God Virginia (+13.5) at Kansas (6:00, FS1) Comebackery in the Backyard Brawl means WCS' Fuckers du Cousins have a pulse for this matchup. Still dunno what KS has got this season. South Cakalaky (+10.5) at Mizzou (7:00,

Rejoice! A Full, True Saturday Has Arrived

King Hippo - August 30, 2025August 29, 2025

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Jesus God, I thought we were NEVAR gonna get to this day. But FITBAW is everywhere you look. Fulham and its famoUs, hated Trespassers do battle in the early hours (7:30, USA), which is a spicy meatball to accent one's coffee. Black Cats chase some Bees around in the feature at 10:00

EPL Week Dos y Overseas Farmageddon Thread

King Hippo - August 23, 2025August 22, 2025

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Welcome back to the maddest season, when ALL TYPES OF FITBAW come back into our meagre, hopeless lives. Please to keep your hands and feet inside the cat at all times. Your uncle lost his arm that way!!!1111 We actually begin as I am typing this, Friday Night Lights with Chelski and

Almost Full Footy’s GlorioUs Return

King Hippo - August 31, 2024August 30, 2024

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Oh my cats, so much to watch this weekend. America settles into its ample couches/recliners, booze and/or drugs in hand. Life is temporarily good. The only Friday JV fixture worth watching is a 10:30p kick...but the best Lesser match of the day is an early bird, King's Afrikan Water Pistols welcoming in