BFC’s Substitute COTW, From the Archives to the Innovation Lab

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Greetings and Salutations. Sharkbait is still off on his walkabout. Which is somewhat ironic because I'm the one down undah (in the Southern Hemisphere) (I don't mean of your mom). Regardless, you are stuck with me one last and final time in 2025. Anyhoodles, (prior to writing this) I had some raspberries

BFC’s Substitute COTW, (Belated) Thanksgiving Boogaloo

OH WE GON DRANK

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Sharkbait is off today, something about drinking his face off until he fights finds a Gallagher brother. I guess my name is filler. I've been called worse. As many of you know, we are fully in the holiday season now. Just a few weeks ago was Thanksgiving, and I decided to

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 22, 2025August 10, 2025

It's been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you--your long national nightmare is over (after this one). Sharky will be back next week in his regularly scheduled time slot, and you won't have to worry about me anymore. Once he's back, he

Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 17, 2025August 17, 2025

DonT is off tonight. So if you're sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me as a sub for DonT as well. As has been noted occasionally around the clubhouse, I have been on the road a bit in 2025. Ok, a

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 15, 2025August 10, 2025

Well, Sharky still isn't back, so you're stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let's keep our travel theme going and head over to France, where I've somehow found myself twice this summer. It was for work, mother! (Or one of the times was at least). At the risk of turning

BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Go Irish

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 8, 2025August 6, 2025

Banner Photo Credit from Timeout Sharky is off tonight. He was eaten by wolves is on vacation. I'm Tits Magee. You're getting a few substitute teacher editions of cocktail of the week this month (and year?) since The Family Sharkbait (or en español Los Sharkbait) are doing some traveling (I'll leave it to him

NFL Hard Knocks on HBO Presents: Your 2024 Chicago Bears Season Preview / Bye Week / Whatever Update (and Tuesday Night Open Thread)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 26, 2024November 27, 2024

Banner Photo Credit Interior, vape filled room of indeterminate location. Could be Hollywood, Bristol, Lake Forest, or an underground bunker in the UP. All we know is that these folks are grizzled, unchiseled, and confident they made something that sizzled. Executive Producer: We fucking did it. Magic in a fucking bottle. EVERYONE

Subsequent GTD reflections, Contiguous US Substitute Teacher Edition

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 4, 2024June 4, 2024

Hello there fellow DFOer. In case you didn't notice last week (how dare you?), GTD has been given a two week reprieve from forced labor vacation, so he asked for volunteers in his place. DonT knocked it out of the park last week, and you're stuck with me today.

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 27” Tuesday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 21, 2023November 21, 2023

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your host John Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe say

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 20” Tuesday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 5, 2023September 5, 2023

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form,